This has to be d most retarded song ever. Sure makes me laugh tho!
I guess it kinda reflects what our brain cells are sayin when we’re drunk!
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Brain damage rating: Unquantifiable
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Day vs night drunk
Drinkers are easily categorized – the drunkard, the social drinker and the pussy drinker. Drunkards are obviously the hardcore – mabuk every night. Pussified drinkers are d opposite – drink like once a month – that too one fucking drink only and they “gotta run”. Run where? To d hospital to get their stomach pumped?
I think most of us are social drinkers – drink whenever there’s a suitable, fun opportunity. Which can be quite often!
Of course there are other more niche categories, like emo-drunk, molester-drunk, serial pukers, etc, but dats for another story.
From the main categories, there’s another important sub-category – those who like drinking at night, and those that prefer day. I always have a blast whenever i party at night. But frankly i’d be classified as a day-drunk. i definitely prefer drinking while its still bright. In fact when it comes to lager, i definitely prefer day.
Dont peak too early tho
It’s a wholly different experience. Coz at night its very normal to indulge in ‘gejala sosial’. All the ‘bad’ things are supposed to be done at night. But to do it during d day is kinda fun too! I guess same applies to doing drugs and sex.
When you’re wasted in the evening or afternoon, you see the same things in a new tinge of light. Haha
A hearty breakfast in Sarawak
Dats d reason i dig happy hours. Coz drinks are more fun in d afternoon / early evening. If ur at a bar, it’s best time for cold draft stouts. If the beach, it’s time for cocktails and sun-downers. At an event, start off with a chilled white wine or champagne. When ur off on a road-trip, crack a few cans of ice-cold beers for d drive. If in Sarawak, open a tuak.
Or hit a mall for happy hours at a restaurant/bar then walk around n try n shop when you’re high as a kite! Or head to Klang, and down toddy before a bak kut teh brunch.
Doing all of the above at night is boring. Coz at night, your movements are kinda restricted. In a confined and fixed setting, like a bar or club or a house. In the day, you could be anywhere and doing anything. The possibilities are endless!
Day-drunk n proud of it!
Believe me, its fun shit. Requires a a lil more of an adventurous streak.
Especially when travelling. Dats why all my blog posts about travel always seem alcoholic. Haha
Hell, most mornings on d road start with a cold drink! If in Langkawi, even before i brush my teeth am mixing some refreshing tropical cocktails.
If am camping by Chilling River in KKB, i’d crawl outta d tent n fish out d beer dat was chillin in d river overnight.
Cool part of day-drunkness is, there’re definitely no fuckin pigs and their road blocks!
Dis post is dedicated to…
…u people who dont care about civil rights. And dedicated also to pro-government / pro-Nazi, right-wing losers. And those of u who bitched about the ‘traffic problems’ last weekend. Who bitched about being ‘inconvenienced’ by the personal sacrifice of others. Those of u who have never bothered to vote.
Chances are u will make no significant contribution to society or the human race.
Sure, dis is off-topic but sumtin important. Am sick of people who think they can go thru life without makin a stand. Goin thru life by being a goddam lallang. Swaying wherever. Unprincipled, spineless sotongs.
Increasingly, I find i have little respect for such ‘citizens’. Coz they lack substance and intellect. If they’re female, they’d be bimbos.
How do u respect people who are like superficial, selfish beings?
Pigs ready to feed last Saturday
Like i said on my FB, i cant believe there’re still pricks n bitches out there who dont care what’s goin on around us. Unpatriotic losers.
Stop being pussies n make a stand against tyranny and Fascism.
Guys risking their liberties and lives out there for you, and you bitchin bout your stupid traffic problems?? Worried about being late for sum fuckin dinner or night out?
Jeez! How ridiculous is dat??
There are bigger things goin on.
Boleh laaa. Rakyat lain tak kisah kan...
It means d education system is fucked (what’s new?). And u have never been really educated. “U’ve been taught what to think, not how to think” (- George Jackson). It means u have never been exposed to varied opinions by intelligent Malaysians like Mr Yeo Yang Poh (whose letter is linked below). It means u dont know shit about Martin Luther King, or Nelson Mandela, or Gandhi, or Steve Biko, or Corazon Aquino, and HOW they achieved what they achieved. It took a lot, but they made it. Not by sittin on their fuckin asses. But by doin sumtin when things weren’t right. They were all very ordinary people, with the support of other ordinary people.
Did King abandon the cause after saying shit like “Daaaam niga, let’s ditch our struggle. We dowanna be causin no traffic man!”
Sure, there’ll be some pain, some ‘inconvenience’, some peaceful protestors’ blood spilt. It’s part of the process. It’s a society maturing. Evolving. Long overdue.
Our ability to think and evolve differentiates us from animals.
Whatever someone may argue, right and wrong is as clear as day and night.
For a start, u could maybe watch these movies and learn a thing or two about standing up:
1) Chicago 10
Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9uJL7lWdFg&feature=fvst
2) Battle in Seattle
Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbPufXnFOh8
And this localized parody, “First They Came“.
Hail Fuhrer!
I’ve done my part, and will continue to do so even if i’m incarcerated. I’ve even got a tear-gas canister for an ashtray, but it’s not about that.
They’ll shut me up when I decide i wanna shut up.
And anyone with minimal brains would have noticed that the so-called roadblocks weren’t even real roadblocks. The cops’ instructions were simple – make sure the main highways are reduced to single-lane roads. Did u see them even checking anything?? Did they arrest anyone?? No, junior offices just stood around and made sure the jams were bad. The cops were banking on dummies to blame the march as the cause of the two-day jam. So if u wanna bitch about d traffic, at least dont look like a dumbass n make sure u aim your comments at the right culprits.
Makin life difficult is easy, when ur Malaysian Police
The stupid ‘roadblocks’ obviously failed miserably – the march went on. So what were they really for??
(Times have changed – even readers of a mainstream paper like The Star support such marches – more than 70% agree in this poll.)
If u aint bothered about the country’s future, u may get out anytime. We dont need u. Malaysia sure does not need u. These people can follow the ‘coward’s trail’ to shitholes like Canada or Australia.
U dont deserve her citizenship.
U have a beautiful mind and body. Use it. And grow a spine.
Why do we protest? Simple answer: http://sun2surf.com/article.cfm?id=36441
READ IT. Know more about your country and its brave people.
'Collateral damage'
Anyway, i truly believe we can make a change. It starts with me n YOU. This is YOUR country. Claim it.
I will NOT succumb nor submit to fuckin Fascists!
And pls dont pretend u dont know whats goin on, coz dats by far d MOST sad n lame excuse. U’ll be dissed if u say that these days. In plain language, ur sayin “Hmmm… Naa, I’ll let my kids deal with d problem some day.”
So either shaddup or do sumtin. Or u’ll die as an insignificant let-down to your kids’ future.
Coz wat issues u conveniently ignore now, u pass to them to suffer with. And it WILL be worse for them. That’s the truth.
I blame the previous generation’s inaction and apathy for most of the problems we’re facin now as a nation. But I’m not gonna be like them.
Dis post would have offended some of u, but my main intention was not to offend, but to awaken the latent and powerful spirit that’s in each one of us.
Our generation has to reclaim this country.
Or it’s lost for good.
If push comes to shove, punch
“When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.” – Che Guevara, International Revolutionary (1928-1967).
Power to the people!
Alco vs alcoholic
I think they mean two different things.
An alcoholic is a fuckin alcoholic. Needs to drink to function and live life. Basically, a junkie. (So i’m definitely not one, i dont think.)
At least she didnt drive home
An alco is sumtin else – an affectionate term to describe a guy/girl who likes drinks, ‘appreciates’ them. An aficionado perhaps. Alco dont mean alcoholic. I’ve been called an alco many times, out of pure love. Sallgood.
However, the online self-tests for alcoholism have some questions that i answered “Yes” to. Like: “Can you handle more liquor now than when you first started drinking?” I mean, come on. Stupid question.
Also: “On the “morning after,” have you been unable to remember part of the evening before – even though friends say you didn’t pass out?” Haha! This one have to admit happened just last week. In fact it’s been happening often. It’s called a Brown-out.
At least i got “No”s for these: “Do you sometimes stay drunk for several days at a time?”(well OK, only in Langkawi. I also hear that ‘”staying drunk” is also a good way to avoid a hangover); and “Do you sometimes have the morning “shakes” and relieve them with a drink?” I dont get the shakes, tho i have drank in the morning. Last time was Saturday. So am all good.
The test says: “If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, you have some symptoms that may indicate alcoholism.”
U fuckin kiddin me man? I think most of us have some alcoholic in us then. [I hope i dont piss off d Australian Alcoholics Anonymous again (was for an article i wrote in The Star). Haha!]
Among other ‘alco’ terms i use, there’s also alconnoisseur. Someone who knows his/her drinks. Alcopop – someone who cant hold their drinks and totally loses it when drunk, like Volume. And finally a nickname we gave a big guy who drank a lot – alcosaurus.
