Alcos dont really have a particular language of their own, unless they’re really gone n start mumbling in Martian. In which case, a Martian interpreter would be required. So fuggedaboutit. Its a language u dont need to comprehend. Just nod when ur spoken to.
The way i see it, there are 4 levels of highness -
i) [...]
Entries Tagged as '~ Funny-ass shit/incidents ~'
Drunk =
October 22nd, 2009 · 2 Comments · ~ Funny-ass shit/incidents ~, ~ Random ~, ~ Rehab ~
… the dude in d video! Fuckin smashed. Broad daylight sumore.
Some viewers say he’s on ketamine or some other drug. Those who say that have never been totally drunk before.
This situation is known among drunks as rubber legs or being legless. Sotong laa.
The worst cases for me is when i take one step forward, but [...]
Tags:drunk-shopping·drunkard
Hints of Dutch lavender, with a roasted lemongrass finish…
August 13th, 2009 · 4 Comments · ~ Funny-ass shit/incidents ~, ~ Personalities / Mixologists / Them experts ~, ~ Wine, tuak & champy ~
Yea, u get to hear shit like dat when u go for booze tastings. Always blows me away. Haha!
Either i have a retarded tongue, or i’m really bad at description, coz most of d time, i dont get what the experts say they’re gettin.
They will sniff and sip a wine and describe all these lovely [...]
Langkaued-up with them Ibans
July 15th, 2009 · 8 Comments · ~ Events ~, ~ Funny-ass shit/incidents ~, ~ Moonshine! ~, ~ Travel ~, ~ Wine, tuak & champy ~
Phew. Five days in Sarawak went by in a flash.
Must be the mental haze caused by all dat langkau, the local Sarawak liquor moonshine made from rice. Similar to lao lao from Laos.
Started the trip in style - straight from Kuching airport to this local hotel, Telang Usan, the usual pit-stop for a heavy tuak [...]
Tags:Akasha·Damai·langkau·Rainforest World Music Fest·review·rice liquor·Sarawak·SCV·Tuak
All aboard… the NIGHT TRAIN!
July 1st, 2009 · 15 Comments · ~ Flashback! ~, ~ Funny-ass shit/incidents ~, ~ Moonshine! ~
Loaded like a freightrain
Flyin like an aeroplane
Feelin like a space brain one more time tonite!
- Nightrain - by G ‘n R
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Yup, d one & only Nightrain Express! If u don’t know what dat is, u aint no alconnoisseur. And ur sure to have your own Night Train incidents!
As u can see rock n roll bad [...]
“U seen my lighter man?”
June 19th, 2009 · 7 Comments · ~ Funny-ass shit/incidents ~, ~ Random ~
“EASY come easy go.” Am goddam sure this phrase was invented the same day disposable lighters were. Dont matter if you’re a smoker or not, but if u ever owned a lighter and used it regularly, chances are u would have lost one or a two hundred by now. Where dafuck do they go?
But no [...]
What’s your worst drinkin experience?
April 20th, 2009 · 9 Comments · ~ Flashback! ~, ~ Funny-ass shit/incidents ~, ~ Rehab ~, ~ Travel ~
Mine was in Kelantan, of all fuckin places.
A few years back me n my bro wanted to go to Penang to party. So we went via the East Coast – Terengganu, Kelantan. Cos we’re adventurous. Haha
Anyways, ended up in hotel room in Kota Baru that belonged to my bro’s friend from Sabah, TK, who was [...]
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