Cops here are generally dirty, at all levels, even way up high (or maybe especially). That’s the presumption. The cops on the street are no different. But u do normally have a choice – bribe, or accept the fine/arrest. As far as possible, take the fine.
The other option is doing the designated driver (and designated drunk) thing.
Fortunately, i havent offered a bribe for years. I hope to keep it that way.
Anyway, some of ’em are crooks who con you that you’re breakin d law, even when u aren’t. Thats real fucked-up. Licensed thugs.
It happened to a good buddy of mine last month. He had a coupla drinks (just 4 pints of Guinness over three hours), and was driving home from Sri Hartamas, when he encountered a block. The cops ask to check his breath for DUI.
Dude complies and blows into the breathalyzer. The reading shows red. He asks for the other breathalyzer, the one that shows a proper reading. He blows and scores a 50, ie .005%. Which means he passed, as it was well under the 80 limit.
The pigs say he failed, saying that the unit’s reading of 50 meant he was over the limit by 50, coz the unit’s ‘start level’ is 8o. 50 is how much you’re over the limit.
So 50+80 = 130. Haha! What a fucking stupid argument.
Obviously my buddy disputes this. He calls me up (while i’m clubbing!) and asks for advise. I say (or rather yell over the music) “they’re talkin shit. Nevermind! Tell them OK, and to issue you a ticket for drink-driving. So u can nail them later for talking crap.”
They then say they need to confirm the test by taking him back to the station, and do a blood test blah blah blah. He asks them whether he is under arrest, and the punks say no. Which meant he could leave, but they say they cant allow him to drive. One pig says he’ll drive his car to the station for him.
To cut the shit short and spare him further tests and complications, he pays them off.
Fuckers. Extorting the public and making their own law. If they can shoot dead unarmed 14-year-olds, what’s a little extortion?
The legal is made illegal, and the illegal becomes legal. Courtesy of none other than the ‘law enforcers’.
I repeat what i said last month. Drink-driving is allowed, unless ur over the limit. To know the limit, BAC details, etc, u can refer to How to Drink & Drive.
Also, to know your rights when cops try to jerk you, read the Red Book. It’s a must-read brochure that will take you 10 minutes and give you some leverage in such situations. Most people dont realize that the porkies can only ask you to go with them if ur under arrest. Otherwise, u are doin them a favour by not leaving.
And to conduct an arrest, they need to fulfill certain conditions.
Walking away is a last resort tho.
My technique is to be as civil and reasonable as possible (until i lose my patience that is). Generally, if ur nice to them, there’s a good chance u’ll get away without paying them or a fine. (I once breathalyzed a high-score of 160 (personal best) and got away.) But if that dont work, know and exercise your rights.
Fuked up as usual! How can we respect them when they are worse than criminals?
Exactly. Hence they get no respect
Bastids. I’ve basically written off the option of paying them off but they’re making that even impossible. Gotta have that Red Book handy in the car.
Hi, how do i get in touch with you dude? (Sorry, i couldn’t find a link here to send you a PM) got a beercamp coming-up around the corner and I’d like your take on being there when it happens. 🙂 PM me on facebook (Daniel Y. S. Tan)
Yea, and keep a lawyer’s number handy at all times
The last person who argued with the pigs at a roadblock in PJ got beaten up, robbed and his naked ass thrown in the lock-up! I’m pissed off enuf as it is as the pigs will rob you if u’re from another race and their boss will calmly cover for them too..many cases are sitting in the court folders while the pigs are free to rob more people even pregnant women..!
The fukkers in the ministry are covering up the pigs here and we can do jack shit til the next election!! Go register when u’re sober if you haven’t and do the rite thing. Even if the opposition is made up of blind, deaf and dumb drunks, still better than the fat pigs who rob us and our next generation blind…and I’m sober now.
I registered many years ago, and have taken part in our democratic future twice now. Personally i dont differentiate between losers and non-voters. I dont even consider them real Malaysians
All cops are douche bags.99%
Hard to argue with dat
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That is exactly what happened to me last night! They have been doing it for the past 2 years! What else can we do?
Hey guys, try drinking Freszup, before and after you party. For before it keeps you drinking longer and for after the long nights you drink Freszup to lower your alcohol level.
PM me at wan mohd afham bin nasif at FB for more info on Freszup, as i am the sole distributor in Malaysia. DOnt drink and drunk, get home safe guys!!!