I recently wrote an article for an online mag about a dog-banging service, ie, a dog whorehouse. Now my dawg Homey gets free lays every month. Every male-dog owner shd look into this. Checkitout. Doggone! If dogs could talk, they’d be having an intense sociological discourse on the introduction of a new service, catering [...]
Dawg Homes has been ‘hospitalized’. Dude was not eating n kinda lifeless for a coupla days, gums n skin practically white, so took him to d doc. Doc does a blood test n says he got sum auto-immune disease or sumtin. His body is eating up its own red blood cells. Its down to 13%. [...]
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The dawg Homey is down n out. Got into a brutal fight on Saturday night with a neighbour’s dog. Homey normally kicks his ass, but this time, he was probably over-confident. The other bigger dog stuck his fangs into Homey’s neck and just didnt let go. They were trashing around on the road for several [...]
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My buddy Homey celebrates his birthday today. Dude gets a party every year. Maybe not dis year tho. Malas. He’s already been receiving presents. Will get him his default gift, KFC.
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