My buddy Homey celebrates his birthday today. Dude gets a party every year. Maybe not dis year tho. Malas.
He’s already been receiving presents.
Will get him his default gift, KFC.
Entries Tagged as '~ Homey ~'
Homey turns 9
February 1st, 2010 · No Comments · ~ Homey ~
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Natural born brawler
September 7th, 2009 · 12 Comments · ~ Homey ~
Homey da dawg is fucked. Asshole escaped from d house on Saturday morning and came back lookin like he got raped. Blood all over him n d floor n shit.
Problem is i’m used to seeing him hurt from fights. He’s a punk. Charges into and attacks gangs of dogs. And i gotta be his back-up [...]
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Homey don’t play dat, not anymore
April 18th, 2009 · 1 Comment · ~ Homey ~, ~ Liquor ~, ~ Private partyz ~
Homey da house dog has quit drinking. Dumbass. Not like he has to drive, or get pregnant or anything.
If you’re gonna put on weight you dawg, better the booze do it rather than food man. At least booze gets u high.
I recall him downing cocktails, beer and get this – my old man’s 15-year-old Grants [...]
