I sometimes come across some blogs of friends like KY & Sue Lynn & others, and they always be pigging out at some new restaurant. It soon got me thinking, “Fuckin hell, these guys check out aallll the restaurants! And order aallll da shit. How the heck do they afford it?”

KY the eating freak (pix stolen from his blog)

There’re restaurants real near where i live that these people have scoped and gang-raped multiple times, and i havent even been to them or heard of ’em! Real restaurant junkies.

I dont do such things. It would cost too much, but mainly coz food aint  a priority to me. I guess i got other priorities.

Its also a question of what in economics  is known as ‘opportunity cost’.

I normally wouldnt spend more than 10 bucks on a meal, but would probably spend 10 or 20 times more on a drink. So its normally with reluctance i would join some girlie ‘dinner with friends’ shit at some over-priced dump. Usually no choice coz its a birthday. (There’re quite a few people who feel d same but wont say it. Haha. Obligations.)

I eat out several times a day. So i spend more than enough on food as it is. And food dont contain alcohol, so whats the benefit of blowing 50 or 100 bucks on it? The same amount spent on booze, gets me high. But food is just shat out.

In fact, on certain lazy days, i feel like eating is a goddam chore.

Sue Lynn, who also drinks. A bit of a beerhead this one (pix from her blog)

Anyway, if seen over a month, i think i blow as much on booze as on all dat dam food, if not more. Not sure if its normal. I think its quite common.

But i think some of these people probably spend up to a grand a month on food, checkin out d new joints, or revisiting ol joints. Similarly, some guys would drink up to a grand or more of drinks.

Food is great n all, but it aint an obssession with me. I’m a moderate who always believes in moderation. Seriously!

Well, everybody got their vices. Theirs be food, mine be booze, among others.

Eating – that thing that occurs between drinking. Haha. Sumtin to add to my booze glossary.

Have done a few polls over the last one year here. To get a feel of the readers psyche, n have some fun.

Shd actually try n do more often.

The last one was “Should guys pay for girls’ drinks?” in relation to the recent ‘girls not paying’ post.

The top answer at 50% of all votes wuz “Sumtimes u buy, sumtines i buy”. Obviously most people believe in equality.  The 2nd fave choice (21%) was “Split the bill”. Lots of fair people out there, or so it seems.

There was a tramp who answered “Always”!

Top drivers prefer Train

On “What kind of drinker are you?”, equal winners were “Whenever i feel like it” as well as “Hardcore muthafucker” (30% each).

Johnnie Walker Black was the chosen whisky, with 26%, followed by 16% with “All of the above” (JW Black, Jim Beam, Chivas Regal, Jack Daniel’s, Dewar’s White Label, J&B), while Chivas was third at 15%. Some dude added “Absinthe”, and 7 people voted for it. Watdefuck, it aint a whisky.

There was a poll on Chili’s, sayin “Chili’s should….”.   The top choice with 31 votes (72%) was “All of the above!”.  The above being:  1. “Be renamed Nazi Bar & Grill”.   2. “Sack all managers”.   3.  “Learn some goddam Malaysian hospitality”.  4. “Give free drinks for a weekend to everyone as an apology”.

I’ll presume they’ll do none of dat.

On breaking da seal, most (55%) can hold for “Five or more drinks”. Good job. One poor loser chose “I gotta piss just by lookin at booze!”

Get a diaper dude. Wattup.

“Sleep” was chosen as your best hangover cure (50%). Two people said “Sex”.

Those who like to drink while driving prefer “Ice cold beer” (47%) as u dodge stupid pedestrians on d roads. (Dont u just hate fuckin pedestrians??! Dinosaurs are more intelligent.)

27% went for “Anything, but nothing from a cup – to avoid spilling on my crotch and steering-wheel”. Yea, aint dat a bitch. Hate it when dat happens.

Night Train was in there too (13%).

On night vs day drunk, most chose night (31%),  but a good number agreed dat “Both are equally important” (21%).  And “No diff, so long as i get high” (21%).

On whether beer should be banned in certain districts, as some moron proposed, yall chose “They should provide free delivery then” (49%).

Dats it for now, tx for your contributions!