On da roof

Lot 10 has a new rooftop, and its cool. Checked out d launch of Teeq Brasserie (reservations: 03-2782 3555) last nite with drinking sidekick Joleen.

It used to be a parking lot. YTL has turned it into sumtin called the Forest in the City, with the restaurant, a new club called Rootz, a fitness centre & Actors Studio.

The side entrance

The side entrance

The place is phat! And so was the booze – champagne, wine, fancy cocktails.

Nice for garden parties

Nice for garden parties

Toddy ah?

Oi! Toddy ah?

Some cocktails in coconuts showed up. I tot it wuz Kelapa Rock, but it wasnt.

The Rootz launch took place a few days later but i stayed home. Fever. Dammit! Nevermind, they’re planning one for d media soon.

Knock yourself out

Knock yourself out

Teeq's on d right, while Rootz on d left - new club to-be-opened

Teeq's on d right, while Rootz (pyramid shape roof) on d left

Fancy

Fancy

Dont ask

Dont ask, coz i dont remember

Loud toilet

Cocktail-coloured toilet

Gettin mixed up with a couple of chicos who were performing

Gettin mixed up with a couple of chicos who were performing

With Joleen & Abby, both gettin senget aredi

With Joleen & Abby, both gettin senget aredi

Met a table, with a human body growing outta it

Met a movin table, with a human body growing outta it

Brain damage rating: 8.5/10

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Designated drunk

There’s this concept called designated driver, if ur into that kinda crap.

If u are, lemme introduce u to the corresponding concept – the designated drunk. The designated driver (loser!) can finally have some fun.

He/she gets to choose the designated drunk for d night. That person has to drink the driver’s share too. Result – the designated drunk gets drunk.

Dis how u should treat the fucking designated drunk

Dis how u should treat the fucking designated drunk

Can get messy.

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Chacarron

This has to be d most retarded song ever. Sure makes me laugh tho!

I guess it kinda reflects what our brain cells are sayin when we’re drunk!

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Brain damage rating: Unquantifiable

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Them basics

Its kinda surprising that many drinkers dont know some basic drink measures & bar terms. Lemme see if i can assist.

A shot of liquor in Malaysia is generally 30ml (one ounce, aka a pony), but in many countries including US, its 45ml (1.5 oz). (UK is only 25ml. Haha! Kesian)

So a 750ml bottle of liquor (aka a fifth) has 25 shots.

A regular mug / can of beer in Malaysia is 330ml, while a pint (UK pint) is 20 ounces, ie, 568ml, which is more than half a litre. (One US pint = 16 oz = 473ml).

Dats called a megapint (the mug that is)

Dats called a mega-pint (the mug that is)

Hoegaarden (draft) is served at 500ml, which is in between US & UK measure of one pint. The ‘half pint’ Guinness comes in 12 oz glasses, which is not a “perfect pint” as Guinness claims. It’s 350ml.

According to established, award-winning bartender Mark ‘Maverick’ Robert, many bartenders here use a jigger, the cone-shaped measuring cup to pour a shot of liquor. “But that’s only 25ml, so ur being short-changed quite a bit. Those are illegal as measuring apparatus,” says the ex-bartender, who know works with Sid’s Pubs.

If customers cant tell what one shot should look / taste like, thats too bad.

Gettin jiggy with da jigger

Gettin jiggy with da jigger

The licensed ones are the optic pourers, the transparent ones that are latched onto upturned bottles, where the glass is pressed against it &  d 30ml shot is dispensed.

“Most bartenders dont use any equipment – they just count it down – three seconds for a shot.” This is known as free-pour.

A glass of wine should be 120ml – 150ml. A bottle of wine serves 5-6 glasses. White wine should be served cold; red wine – room temperature (which is defined as 18C) and not cold, otherwise it would taste acidic. (For serious wine drinking, red wine glasses should be filled to 1/3 capacity; white wine glasses to ½ full; and sparkling wine glasses to ¾ full.). Of course bubbly should be served as cold as possible, as with beers & stouts.

Some other basic terms:

Alcohol – a lifestyle beverage containing ethanol, dat can make u do stupid shit

A dash – 1/3 teaspoon

Neat / straight – a shot of liquor with no mixer, ice or water

On the rocks – the above, plus ice

Punch – a mix of juices & alcohol, served cold. Also what u end up with if u talk too much shit in a bar

House-brand / house-pour / well liquor – the brand of liquor or wine that a bar serves as default brand

Call drink – to request a particular brand of booze, as opposed to the house-pour

A barrel – a 30-liter keg of beer, equal to 90 mugs of beer

Chaser – a drink that’s taken immediately after another, normally to help wash it down. Or d chick / dude dats drunk, & on your tail all nite

Grenadine – a popular sweetish flavoring for drinks. It is made from pomegranates or red currants

Aperitif – a French term referring to a light alcoholic drink taken before a meal to stimulate appetite. Sometimes this pre-meal drinking can end up being the appetizer, main course & dessert

Magnum – large bottle of booze, twice the normal size. I like

Gin – some crap

Lok-lok– God-sent pushers of bites, always waiting loyally for u to pig out after ur drunk

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