Another English pub is about to open near Sid’s in TTDI, on the same street, next block (beside Boathouse). Tom, Dick & Harry’s. Scheduled to open first week December, and will have food as well.
More options. Good.
Another bar dats crawlable from my office
… the dude in d video! Fuckin smashed. Broad daylight sumore.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lKuAT1chmI&feature=related
Some viewers say he’s on ketamine or some other drug. Those who say that have never been totally drunk before.
This situation is known among drunks as rubber legs or being legless. Sotong laa.
The worst cases for me is when i take one step forward, but two steps back. Or do the crab – try to walk forward but zig-zag instead. Ketam. (Will do a glossary of boozing terms soon.)
Its useless trying to be useful in dat stage. Your eyes can hardly see coz they half-closed, your mouth and tongue seem paralyzed & spew out some martian language, your legs forget how to go forward, your balance doesnt exist, and you can even forget where u are.
In fact u might walk like a gangster – your legs are already ahead of u, but your body is catching up. So u look like ur leaning back n walking. Haha
So whats this guy tryin to prove? Haha! The guys who sent him on the beer run must be as fucked or worse.
Definitely an A for effort.
The funniest parts for me is when he’s tryin to open d cooler door, and when he ‘leaves’.
Brain damage: 10/10. PERFECT!
Crazy week, last week. Waaay too many events. Every damn day.
I’m surprised am still alive.
i didnt have time to crap.
And almost all sessions started during the day, good for a day-drunk like me, but somehow i ended going to bed very, very late every nite, coz continued elsewhere. And i was working the whole week too. No MC or crap like dat.
Kickoff times –
Mon – 5pm
Tue – 8pm
Wed – 7pm
Thu – 6.30pm
Fri – 6pm
Sat – 1pm (beers only)
Sun – 2.30pm
Started on Monday with a Guinness event at The Tavern, at their brewery –
Starter for d week
Meet Kenny, a drunk
GAB launched "Der Oktoberfest"
Next day Library launch –
Help-yourself Hoegaardens - for selected guests. Heheh
Chased with Scotch at Sid's
Then Teeq launch
Fruity spread
Then Absolut party
A bar waiting to be raped
Then PUBLIC launch
Fifth party of d week. Only two to go
Then Deepavali lunch at a fren’s place. Drank of course.
– no pictures
Then my bro’s Deepavali booze-up on Sunday the seventh day of non-stop boozing, at Sid’s TTDI.
Good ol single malt
My bro's kid in dahaus!
Afternoon sessions. I like
Finished Sunday & d insane week at Henry's folks' place in Klang. Booze-infused, popiah-rolling Deepavali party at a Chinese Malaysian house. Yup!
Just to top it off in style, there was even a floor-crawler spotted at our pad
Nuts.
Dat was my heaviest week in a while. Dont plan to repeat it.
If any of my friends calls me out drinking today or tomw, i’ll have to kill them, and call it self-defence. Coz obviously they want me dead.
Brain damage rating: 9.5/10
It’s deepavali. I dont celebrate it, technically, buy i celebrate it entertaintmently.
Just like all d festivals our beautiful country has.
Just drank a load of toddy, among other shit, to get into da mood.
Happy Deepavali yall! Get drunk.
Will leave u with dis skilled performance i stumbled upon thanks to Khabir. A white guy, Michał Rudaś, of Poland, singing in Sanskrit.
Beautiful song. Fuckin amazing performance. For a white guy.
And gerls, he’s quite cute. Not like me, but boleh la. And suitably emotional. Haha
Hopefully he’ll be performing in KL next year.
Enjoy!
