Alcos dont really have a particular language of their own, unless they’re really gone n start mumbling in Martian. In which case, a Martian interpreter would be required. So fuggedaboutit. Its a language u dont need to comprehend. Just nod when ur spoken to. The way i see it, there are 4 levels of highness [...]
… the dude in d video! Fuckin smashed. Broad daylight sumore. Some viewers say he’s on ketamine or some other drug. Those who say that have never been totally drunk before. This situation is known among drunks as rubber legs or being legless. Sotong laa. The worst cases for me is when i take one [...]
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… is a goddam bitch. It’s defined as the first piss u take after many drinks, and henceforth u gotta piss every 15 minutes. ITS FUCKED-UP SHIT. Urban Dictionary has a reasonable definition. Watever the cause, its fuckin irritating. Sometimes it makes me wanna piss into an empty bottle under d table. It aint so [...]
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Yea, u get to hear shit like dat when u go for booze tastings. Always blows me away. Haha! Either i have a retarded tongue, or i’m really bad at description, coz most of d time, i dont get what the experts say they’re gettin. They will sniff and sip a wine and describe all [...]
