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Why I like being a guy

October 17th, 2011 · 9 Comments · ~ Drinking skillz / bar skillz / DIY ~, ~ Funny-ass shit/incidents ~

Well, there are too many reasons to list here, but will focus on one – the way we piss. We can piss anytime, anywhere, and it’s awesome! Fuck the long toilet queues at festivals or events or clubs. We’re in and outta there in a flash, to the point chicks start using the Gents. Girls [...]

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Breakin da goddam seal

October 1st, 2009 · 6 Comments · ~ Alcohol &... health?? ~, ~ Funny-ass shit/incidents ~

… is a goddam bitch. It’s defined as the first piss u take after many drinks, and henceforth u gotta piss every 15 minutes. ITS FUCKED-UP SHIT. Urban Dictionary has a reasonable definition. Watever the cause, its fuckin irritating. Sometimes it makes me wanna piss into an empty bottle under d table. It aint so [...]

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