Now dats what i call a streak

Crazy week, last week. Waaay too many events. Every damn day.

I’m surprised am still alive.

i didnt have time to crap.

And almost all sessions started during the day, good for a day-drunk like me, but somehow i ended going to bed very, very late every nite, coz continued elsewhere. And i was working the whole week too. No MC or crap like dat.

Kickoff times –

Mon – 5pm

Tue – 8pm

Wed – 7pm

Thu – 6.30pm

Fri – 6pm

Sat – 1pm (beers only)

Sun – 2.30pm

Started on Monday with a Guinness event at The Tavern, at their brewery –

Starter for d week

Starter for d week

Meet Kenny, beer blogger

Meet Kenny, a drunk

GAB launched "Der Oktoberfest"

GAB launched "Der Oktoberfest"

Next day Library launch –

Help-yourself Hoegaardens

Help-yourself Hoegaardens - for selected guests. Heheh

Chased with Scotch

Chased with Scotch at Sid's

Then Teeq launch

Fruity spread

Fruity spread

Then Absolut party

A bar waiting to be raped

A bar waiting to be raped

Then PUBLIC launch

Fifth party of d week. Taking its toll now

Fifth party of d week. Only two to go

Then Deepavali lunch at a fren’s place. Drank of course.

– no pictures

Then my bro’s Deepavali booze-up on Sunday the seventh day of non-stop boozing, at  Sid’s TTDI.

Good ol single malt

Good ol single malt

My bro's kid in dahaus!

My bro's kid in dahaus!

Afternoon sessions. I like

Afternoon sessions. I like

Finsihed the day & d week at Henry's parents place in Klang. Booze-infused, Deepavali popiah-rolling party at a Chinese Malaysian house. Yup!

Finished Sunday & d insane week at Henry's folks' place in Klang. Booze-infused, popiah-rolling Deepavali party at a Chinese Malaysian house. Yup!

Just to top it off in style, there was even a floor crawler spotted at our pad

Just to top it off in style, there was even a floor-crawler spotted at our pad

Nuts.

Dat was my heaviest week in a while. Dont plan to repeat it.

If any of my friends calls me out drinking today or tomw, i’ll have to kill them, and call it self-defence. Coz obviously they want me dead.

Brain damage rating: 9.5/10

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On da roof

Lot 10 has a new rooftop, and its cool. Checked out d launch of Teeq Brasserie (reservations: 03-2782 3555) last nite with drinking sidekick Joleen.

It used to be a parking lot. YTL has turned it into sumtin called the Forest in the City, with the restaurant, a new club called Rootz, a fitness centre & Actors Studio.

The side entrance

The side entrance

The place is phat! And so was the booze – champagne, wine, fancy cocktails.

Nice for garden parties

Nice for garden parties

Toddy ah?

Oi! Toddy ah?

Some cocktails in coconuts showed up. I tot it wuz Kelapa Rock, but it wasnt.

The Rootz launch took place a few days later but i stayed home. Fever. Dammit! Nevermind, they’re planning one for d media soon.

Knock yourself out

Knock yourself out

Teeq's on d right, while Rootz on d left - new club to-be-opened

Teeq's on d right, while Rootz (pyramid shape roof) on d left

Fancy

Fancy

Dont ask

Dont ask, coz i dont remember

Loud toilet

Cocktail-coloured toilet

Gettin mixed up with a couple of chicos who were performing

Gettin mixed up with a couple of chicos who were performing

With Joleen & Abby, both gettin senget aredi

With Joleen & Abby, both gettin senget aredi

Met a table, with a human body growing outta it

Met a movin table, with a human body growing outta it

Brain damage rating: 8.5/10

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Handling the ++

Service charge & government tax are two very different things.

The ++  info u see in small print in menus of F&B outlet mean’s there’s a 5% government tax and 10% service charge.

The 5% tax is just that – tax, which of course goes to d fucking useless federal government. The 10% charge is imposed by the OUTLET, not by the govt. It’s supposedly to forward to employees as incentive / tip. Whether they do give it is another story. (Some dont bother coz they wanna get rich, or give less than they should.)

Some outlets dont charge either one, or include it in the price.

The service charge is actually optional (up to the owner whether to do it), while the govt tax only applies to outlets that gross more than a certain amount anually: over $3 million in sales, and they need a license from Customs to charge you the 5%.

ONLY 435 premises in the country are authorized to charge you the 5% tax. If you think the outlet is pulling a fast one &  u wanna cari gaduh, you can do so by lodging a complaint with the Customs Dept (online). E-mail complaints – cd@customs.gov.my. The restaurant has to publicly display the Customs license.

Personally I think a lot of them are just conning us.

Any outlet in its first year of operation usually cannot charge the 5%. That would be illegal, unless the sales have already crossed $3 million before the first 12 months are up. Which is obviously rare.

So in total, it can hit 15% extra charges to your billing. Which is quite a bit. A bill for $350 would cross 400 bucks with these this crappy fees.

Some newer outlets now have their menu / drinks list prices in nett. The price u see is d price u pay. Which is a way better system.

Anyway, now u know exactly what the goddam 15% is about, dont be fooled, & party on!

New outlets that charge 5% govt tax to your bill are scammers

Some outlets that charge 5% govt tax to your bill are scamming

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Am gonna score myself some hoes

Hoegaarden. Smooth, creamy. It’s a nice beer. It’s a lot nicer when it’s cheap.

Most fuckers try n con your ass and sell it real expensive; it’s only a BEER ferfucksake! Not some fancy, top-shelf cocktail. Most countries, beers are as cheap as soft drinks.

Here’s a joint dat’s got ok happy hours- The Library. It’s located at e@ The Curve. Here’s a map. From 12pm to 6pm daily (incl weekends n holidays), it’s $36 nett for two pints (one-for-one), ie, only $18 each. Not cheap but OK la. Cheaper than Guinness.

From 6pm-10pm, u get only a half pint free for $36. Which makes it about $24 for d pint and $12 for half of d Belgian shit.

U know anywhere as cheap or cheaper pls post comment!

Nyaman

Nyaman

They got HH for Stella, Connor’s, Corona and Carlsberg as well.

Plan to checkitout dis Saturday for a cozy afternoon session. Or maybe Merdeka Monday.

Salud!

Trust me, not much reading goes on at d Library

Trust me, not much reading goes on at d Library

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