Charlie & the lok-lok factory

Like flies to shit

Like flies to shit

I think lok-lok was created by God especially for drinkers. U can have a hot, meaty snack, and u dont even need to sit coz its a real quickie. Good ol’ meals-on-wheels. Gives u more time for other more important stuff, like drinking.

There’s no sitting around n waiting for your food and like, accidentally sobering up.

It’s also great for happy hours, coz HH sessions normally start at 6, and end maybe at 10 or 12. Which means ur usually starving at some point. And the heaven-sent lok-lok dude is ready for u. A quick snack n back to drinks. Or an easy dinner then balik. Also a spot to socialize n make friends with alcos.

Hell, there’s also a “I Love Lok Lok!” group on Facebook. Haha

Timeout

Timeout

My fave - baby octopus. Da shit

My regular order - baby octopus. Crunchy lil fuckers

In KL, The Fat One is currently da main man. Fatso has about 40 trucks so far. And loads of items. The addition of d BBQ grill and a deep-fryer has really upped the standards. U gots to try the grilled bacon, grilled lamb kebab, & the deep-fried soft shell crab in flour & chili batter. Fuuck. Dats da shit right there.

There’s a lot more variety than disgusting fishballs, dats for sure.

Lok-lok goes modern

Lok-lok goes modern

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About 50 different items at lok-loks these days! Latest addition: otak-otak

Suiting-up d crabs for a hot bath

Suiting-up d crabs for a hot swim

My regular lok-lok (aka dip-dip) dude is Charlie, who parks near Sid’s Pub TTDI.

Charlie is a recovering forest rapist – a logger in Sabah. Now he’s left all that behind him n is repaying society by handling a truck for Fat One, and earns a flat rate, with a lil commission. He starts set-up, etc in the afternoon at the central factory/kitchen and then goes out, closing the stand at about 1am or later, then heads back to clean shit up.

Me n charlie n ma ride

Me n charlie n ma ride

Come to think of it u can even have the van parked at your place for a house party. Haha! Catering the whole truck costs $800. Charlie’s your man – 016 908-8560.

Official logo

Official Fat logo

Fat dude (center). Not so fat

Fat dude (center). Not fat enough

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Fruits from the sky

Skyy Vodka of San Francisco launched three fruity vodkas called Skyy Infusion at 21, treating guests to a range of delightful cocktails. Vodka cocktails are my fave!

Cocktail hour

Cocktail hour

Fruits of passion

Fruits of passion

There are three varieties – Skyy Rasberry, Citrus & Passion. ABV is relatively low at 35%.

Get sky-high with cocktails

Get sky-high with cocktails

It’s a different style of vodka from Skyy Flavors line, which seems to have been discontinued. According to Jonathan, the commercial manager of Albert Wines, the unique and natural infusion technique produces a natural fruity taste. “It is a step-up from the flavoured vodka as it offers the real and pure tang of the respective fruits in every bottle.”

There were no neat servings to gauge that.

Pick your fruits

Pick your fruits

The new line of captured the “Best in Class” award at the Beverage Testing Institute (BTI) in Chicago in ’08. The raspberry and passion fruit were also gold medal winners at  San Francisco World Spirits Competition.

A bird escaped from d magic show to join us

A thirsty alco bird escaped from d magic show to join us at d bar

Brain damage rating: 8/10

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Time to piss black

The new lounge in TTDI Plaza (formerly Breeze) called Public (03 / 7729-9650) has a great deal for Guinness for November. It’s called the Record-Breaking Guinness Promo.

No shit.

$10 nett per FULL Pint (500ml) from 5-7pm DAILY
$15 nett per FULL Pint (500ml) from 7-9pm DAILY

High roof for high people

High roof for high people

10 bucks per pint is so sweet. It’s for a real pint; none of them ‘Perfect Pint’ horse shit that try and pass-off as a real pint, which is probably illegal.

The deal is probably d cheapest in the land. The place has a really cool set-up too, with some impressive seating options. Map.

Go crazy yall!

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Guess who’s back!

Choo choo mafucker! The world’s coolest ghetto wine is back. Night Train’s in dahaus!

Get on

Get on

After a scare a couple of months ago, its confirmed that u can get it at Tesco, coz i just got myself one at Mutiara Damansara – for ol’ times sake & to flashback some memories. It’s also been spotted at Tesco Ampang & Kuala Selangor. I paid 27 bucks.

Now i can park one under my car seat & do the Superman trick again. But Superman in the car instead of a phonebooth – enter car normal & stone cold sober, exit car at destination a different man, blasted.

Night Train virgins, good luck. Just dont do what i did!

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