You had me at ignite

Scored a rare bottle of Lemon Hart, demerara rum. Aka Lemon Hart 151.

My sweet hart. Haha

Demerara is a light brown raw-cane sugar from Guyana, which is  fermented then distilled. These rums are used to make Tiki cocktails (Tiki is a Polynesian-inspired cultural fad) like Mai Tai and Zombie. Lemon Hart 151 is supposedly THE rum for this, as opposed to others like Bacardi 151.

The clincher – the alcohol. Dis mafucker packs it in at 151 proof, or..

Ouch

Daaamn niga, sgonna smack your head up! Bitch is more lethal than most absinthes. 75.5 will be a new record for me, as the highest i’ve had is 75.

Overproof rums are popular among the locals in the Caribbean islands. Winos. There was concern when Pernod Ricard sold the Lemon Hart brand to Mosaiq last year, as the 151 disappeared for a short while. But its back! It’s dark as hell. The bottle is clear but looks black.

Strange thing is, there’s a warning on the back label. “… extremely flammable… blah blah… danger of uncontrolled flaming… blah blah..” Then it goes n says this – “Empty into a cool or warm surface to ignite, never onto an open flame.”

Wazzat??! “To ignite”??

OK, will have to do some research on the drinking ritual before i open him up. I guess you could light em up even if its in a cocktail.

Want one? Its available in Langkawi (the old stock/design). Price? Only 45!

I luurv Langkawi. You can find real weird shit there, and they’re the cheapest on this planet. Kuah town is like fuckin Disneyland.

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Johnnie’s new look

After many, many years, Johnnie Walker has modified the look of its Black Label bottle. The introduction went down at Teeq on Lot 10’s rooftop.

Pre-dinner drinks were several types of whisky cocktails, not really a thing for me, as i enjoy its flavours with water.

Guests were treated to a short talk by the brand ambassador, as well as an interesting “Keep Walking” video, the story of JW.

The whisky has sure come a long way from its origins in John Walker’s grocery store almost 200 years back. The Red Label is the best-selling whisky in the world, with five bottles downed a second.

There was a tasting too! I like. We got to try several of their labels….. including…. ….. Blue! My fave!

Serialized. Dont mess

Of the millions of casks in the Johnnie Walker reserves, only a few in a thousand are set aside to mature for the Blue. Some of these rare casks are from distilleries that no longer exist, making them irreplaceable. But i’m sidetracking.

Ready for 'class'

Yummy. Enjoyed/emptied them all

Yea, use two hands now

The great food of Teeq accompanied the whiskies prepared for us. The finale was ice-cream, chocolate & sum other sweet stuff with a shot of Gold Label Reserve, a special blend that is relatively new. Best enjoyed neat, chilled or over ice.

Seems like a strange combi

Anyway, about the new bottle (almost forgot about that!). I like it. If the old bottle was very classic, the new one’s a mix of that and modern. Should pass the Uncle Test.

The top has a stronger shoulder, while the bottom half has changed significantly – not as squarish, but rounder and refined. The bottle’s base is now an octagon rather than a square.

Security features are enhanced to prevent counterfeit whisky. Once the cap’s seal is popped, a gold ring will indicate that.

Old (L) and new

The labels have also changed, and the bottom label’s gone minimal and transparent to accentuate the bottle’s fine, tight new ass. Check it out. Give it a spank. The new bottles are already out there as of late last month.

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Brain damage: 8/10

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Absolut Fun

Absolut‘s global brand ambassador was in town recently, along with the Absolut Akademi trainer. Somehow i ended takin ’em clubbing! Twice.

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Matt Pomeroy and Hendrik Ohlstenius gave us an insight into the Absolut brand as well as the product quality during an interesting three-hour session at BlackBox, Dutamas Solaris, KL.

Ready to rumble

Class in session, Matt (r) & Hendrik

They’re pretty funny guys. The session started with all of us being made to down a shot of Absolut. Those who were late had to take a shot too. Or if u took a call / text. So i pretended to play with my phone, n got ‘punished’ with another shot. Haha

We tasted eight vodkas, including Smirnoff, Sky and 42 Below. While most vodkas are meant to be tasteless & odourless, in practice they do have flavour. Absolut especially, subscribes to having a distinctive taste. However, its still distilled 7 times. The new world brands like Sky and 42 are more to the tasteless category.

Eight neat portions

Absolut gets all its raw material, the wheat, from home, ie Sweden, while some brands source them from all over the world. It does this to maintain consistency – it tastes the same wherever in the world u get it, unlike some other brands. Its still made in the little scenic town of Ahus.

Tho it only began exports to US n elsewhere in 1979, it’s history is more than 100 years old, when L.O. Smith started distilling it. (Story here)

According to Hendrik, “”The biggest misconception is that vodka has no taste and doesn’t add anything to the drink. In Asian countries, dark spirits like whiskey are more popular, so our job here is to educate people on how to appreciate vodka and show that you can create some really good drinks with it. We also want to share the rich heritage of the Absolut brand with them.”

End of class

They got us to try all the samples neat. Instead of encouraging us by sayin “Do it!”, they kept saying “Buaat!” Haha!

Ended the evening in Velvet with them and Kiki from Pernod Ricard Malaysia.

Tomyam before party in Changkat BB

Met them again at Ecoba the next day, where there were coupla of Aussie bartenders showing some flaring skills for Absolut.

Serving cocktails to aliens

Buat!

Drove them to Zeta Bar, where we partied for that nite. Fed them some local shine that i had under my seat, called Thai Song. Cheap shit, but they seemed to like it! Straight. We finished d bottle.

Partyyy!

Doubt they’ll soon forget their trip to Malaysia.

“The biggest misconception is that vodka has no taste and doesn’t add anything to the drink. In Asian countries, dark spirits like whiskey are more popular, so our job here is to educate people on how to appreciate vodka and show that you can create some really good drinks with it. We also want to share the rich heritage of the Absolut brand with them.”
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Laphroaig scores

Laphroaig Scotch Whisky was recently voted best single malt by The Whisky Shop.

Da shit

Among the single malts, i luv dis one d most for now. My buddy Gleeson once brought a bottle to Sid’s, and i had a few. It’s one of the rare occasions that i enjoy sipping a whisky straight-up, coz its that good. Smoky-ass shit, from Islay.

The one selected here is the Laphroaig (pronounced la-froig) Quarter Cask (48% abv). Havent tried it, but seen it at duty-free. It retails for about 175 online.

Other winners:

Non-peated Highland whisky: Old Pulteney 12-year old

Island whisky: Talisker 10-year old

Lowland whisky: Auchentoshan 12-year old

Speyside whisky: BenRiach 12-year old

Sherried whisky: Glenfarclas 105

Premium whisky: The Dalmore 18-year old

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