Boozepimp of the Month – Kennhyn

Boozepimp of the Month is a column that will feature respectable players in the alcohol industry. These are interesting personalities in the scene that have made a significant impact, or have the potential to do so, or would like to do so.

Boozepimp of the Month for August (sorry i know its late, but Hari Raya holidays, Independence, etc, havin too much fun, u know how it is) is Mr Kennhyn, whom i met coz he’s got a beer blog, BeerBeer.

Kennhyn, 30, is a beerhead. I meet him at many alcohol industry events, holding a beer in his hand and a big smile on his face. He’s a nice church-going boy, and feeds me info on the beer industry here.

Last month, he organized Thirsty Sunday, a chilled-out afternoon event that introduced many beer brands to drinkers here. This will be held again, date to be confirmed.

Wrong team buddy

1. Hey man. So, what made u start BeerBeer?

The main reason is we love beer and thought of writing it down.

2. We? Who’s involved?
Mainly it’s Minjie and me in Malaysia, Vincent Lim writes about his oversea trips on beer, Ahhup is the Singapore Whisky Guy and of course we got the 2 Team A guys that write for fun once in a while.

Any females want to write for us? All batangs writing for the site, not cool…. haha. Oh ya, we have Adelien who works in Germany that writes once a while as well.

3. Quite a crew eh? What do u think your blog has achieved in doing for the drinking scene?
I hope we are able to educate people, to at least make them know what they are drinking than just choosing the brand. Of course in these 2 years, the beer scene has changed a fair bit in the Klang Valley. I guess Beerbeer came into the market at the right time when the beer scene is booming. I don’t think we achieved anything yet, as no one really told us anything about Beerbeer changing anything.

4. What major booze events have u attended?
The major one I attended is Beerfest Asia in Singapore. One of the major events I look forward every year. But the most memorable booze event is the Penang Oktoberfest I went 2 years back. Its memorable as my dad actually followed me to this event, that was the first time I saw my dad drinking beer… haha.

5. Hope he didnt puke. And have u organized events yourself?
Yup, the most recent is the Thirsty Sunday co-joined with Bakita. We hope to have Beerbeer.org anniversary in a bigger way next year, who knows maybe co-join with the Thirstyblogger… haha, why not?

6. Sure, as long as there’s shitloads of booze. So what do u do full-time?
Basically a full-time blogger and a full-time designer as well, running this two side-by-side. But most of the time, you’ll see me drinking beer.

7. OK. Whats your favourite drink?
Beer for sure.

With Kennhyn at his event

8. What is your favourite i) lager ii) stout iii) ale?

My favourite lager is James Boag – someone bought for me from Australia, Asahi, Singha also I quite like. My favourite stout… not much choice… Guinness.

My favourite ale… this one is hard to answer, my favourite type of ale is IPA (India pale ale). I do like golden ale and pale ale too, all those hoppy beers.

9. IPA? Urgh! And what do u drink regularly?

Mostly lager, a lot easier. But for pairing with food I would normally prefer Hefe Weiss, which has a nicer aroma to pair with.

10. What do you think of the drinking scene here?
So far, many good pubs around town, but there too many dodgy ones as well. The bar scene is still far from healthy. But I guess it will evolve. I still prefer gastro pubs rather than the boom-boom ones!

11. What do you want to see happen?
I would love to see more breweries in this country, more styles of beer coming to the market and basically a healthier drinking scene.

12. What’s the most drunk you’ve been i) in your life; ii) the last one year
Vodka’s always kills me, my worse experience happened about 6-7 years ago… the worst hangover I ever had. As for last year, I was hungover on 3 occasions… the worst was eve of Arthur’s Day, still don’t know what happened, I woke up – there I am in my bed, can’t remember shit about it. But guess what, eve of Arthur’s Day is back… looking forward to it again… hope no more hangovers.

Kennhyn gets a birthday candle

13. From my (bad) experience, its quite challenging riding a bike when senget. Whats your secret skill?
I don’t know, i guess I just turn on the auto mode and my body sensor just helps me get home. I do like to shout a lot while riding my bike when I senget… haha

14. Huh?? OK. Liberating i guess. And what are your upcoming plans for your site?
Slowly venturing into unknown territory like whisky and wine. But a lot of co-join events in the making, will slowly update. The other one is to work with ThirstyBlogger to set-up a mutual website, to change the scene… if possible. Deep, what do you think?

15. Yea man. Sumtin to consider. OK. Anything you’d like to say to COCKTALES’s readers?
Can I do hard-sell promo on Beerbeer… “Come Visit Beerbeer.org”…haha. I guess know what you drink, at least have some small idea what you are drinking. Don’t force yourself to drink but enjoy it with style. Always remember, you must enjoy your drink! Cheers to Cocktales readers!! Woot! Woot!

Share

Care for some pissky?

Man, this is bad.

Some dude has decided to make booze from piss.

And not just anybody’s urine, but from a bunch of ol mafuckers with one butt-cheek in d grave. These freaks got diabetes n shit.

Lemme say that again – booze. To drink.

From piss.

Old, frizzy white-haired people’s piss.

Old, frizzy white-haired people with diabetes and wrinkled asses.

Excuse me while i puke.

(U know wat, this reminds me of some sick dudes here who piss into their empty beer bottles in clubs and leave it lying around the washroom, etc, hoping some drunk dick will pick it up and have a swig! Bastardos.)

Anyway, James “Dickbrain” Giplin in UK, is distilling booze from the sugary piss of old mafuckers who have diabetes. Coz diabetics got sweet piss. Tasty, sweet, yellow, piss. Mmm mmph!

Thankfully he aint selling it. But tasting session Sept 23-26  in London.

I think i’ve drank piss-sourced alcohol before, and it was called Bear Beer.

But look on the bright side – if the world ends and a few stragglers are left, u know who to catch and ‘milk’ to make booze.

Wat dat?!!

James filters the excrement to filter out the ‘good part’ – the sugar. Kencing manis eh? That’s then mixed into a mash. Presumably yeast is added, then its distilled to produce clear pissky. Dude then adds some whisky into the mix, possibly to give it a good nose. Its then bottled with the name and age of the ‘contributor’.

OK, that’s really too much man. Age??

Alco 1: “Whachu got there?”

Alco 2: “Mrs Hag, 78 years. Fragrant, with a hint of diaper.”

Alco 1: “Lame. I got Granny Rose, 101. Smooooooth man, real smooth. A delicate tease of crotch rot.”

Fuckdatshit.

Go grab your grandad. Stick a tube up his dick. He’s precious commodity.

Share

Party-poopin

I gotta say i feel sorry for guys who cant party/booze coz of their chicks. i know quite a few, whose wimin nag da crap outta them when they wanna hangout with their buddies. Haha! Kinda sad.

But whats probably worse is the other way around – chicks who have boyfrens dat cant party as well as them! I mean, comon, thats lame.

If i was a chick, i’d probably dump him. It wdnt work, not for long anyway.

Partyin should be unisex, right?

Somehow its ok if a dude’s girlfren dont go out/party. Its kinda acceptable. And sum guys who go out a lot dig that shit. They want a sit-at-home-woman. I’ll reserve my comments about these freaks for now.

But if a man cant keep up with his gerl, i’m sorry but thats just goddam weird.

And its bound to be a source of tension between d couple.

Unless he’s your permanent designated driver. In which case, lucky u. But u know he wont do it forever right? Someday he’ll crack. “Bitch!! I cant do this anymore!! Fuuuck!!!!” And stick d kitchen knife into your belly.

Or worse, give you the ultimatum – “Choose!”. Haha! Easy choice. CHOOSE LIFE.

Either way, am glad am a guy.

The drinking industry is still sexist. Its funny how beer ads especially always focuses on guys, when in fact a lot of chicks drink beer too. The video below is an example.

Am no expert in relationships, but my advise to d ladies would be patience – avoid these geeks and unadventurous types n wait till u get a guy who’s at least as hardcore as u are.

Like, find someone who wont mind puking next to you.

In d meantime, u guys with chicks, watch the video and weep!

Or move to Argentina.

Share

Booze baby-sitter

Drive around a lot? Tired of spilling an ice-cold drink under your goddam crotch? Sick of unnecessary wastage?

Drinking-while-driving and there’s no place to store your drink?

Yea, i know, it really sucks.

Sure, sometimes there’s someone next to u who can be a drink holder, but then the person might over-tax the drink n leave u with nutin. Besides, the hands always make the drink warm.

Now, a solution to all the world’s drink-driving problems.

Behold…… The Drink Holder!……

Ta daa!

The super-duper expandable drink holder from Daiso is here. This customizable mama latches onto your window and doesnt let go. Got a little 330ml can of beer? Just pull it out halfway, and stick d can safely in there. No more will u be fumbling around for the can and crash into a house.

That would spill the whole can dammit.

For da ride

Got a high 500ml bottle instead? No sweat, expand The Drink Holder to its max length, and the bottle hangs out snugly inside, with no spillage. It can be shortened to hold glasses too.

Stay!

Unlike those ring holders, this one’s much more stable, holds bottles, and the all-round wrap helps keep the drink insulated and cold. Its polypropylene, with a minimum temp of minus 20C and a max of 120C. Just stick the hook in between the window and the rubber edge.

Its another one of them very handy cold-retention gear that was reviewed here before, to add to d collection.

Sweet deal at 5 bucks a pop, and comes in grey & black. There used to be blue too. Got them at Daiso in the car accessory aisle.

Great gifts for alco frens. Go get em before i buy them all.

Related Posts with Thumbnails
Share