Shaddup & drink bitchis!

According to a report in British newspaper The Times, moderate female drinkers are less likely to become obese than those who don’t drink.

The health benefits of booze have already been featured on this blog, here & here.

As science and research skills improve, the health arguments for booze are probably more than against! Well, a lot of us already knew dat.

Best part is, booze is a God-given product dat’s 100% natural!

Bring back university bars. Sell booze in hospitals. Schools should teach about d benefits of alcohol.

Dammit, drinking should be made mandatory.

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St Paddy’s parties

The two stout producers/rivals here, Connor’s & Guinness, are as expected doin stuff for St Patrick’s Day, which officially falls on Wednesday, March 17. Over in Ireland, it has become a five-day festival! It’s obviously huge in US too.

Pat was a nice dude & an Irish missionary (387–493 AD), and brought Christianity to Ireland waaay back. St Patrick’s Day began as a purely Christian holiday but has gradually become more of a secular celebration of Ireland’s culture. St. Patrick’s Day is a traditional day for spiritual renewal and offering prayers for missionaries worldwide.

I’ll take the “spiritual renewal” part to mean boozing.

Irish Malaysian

Irish Malaysian

Anyway, low-profile Connor’s (of Carlsberg Malaysia) has stuff at five outlets in d Valley on Wednesday. Some activities, some prizes like cameras. A free half pint if ur in green.

Guinness (of GAB) is throwing a party at Central Park Avenue, 1Utama on Friday, March 19, from 6pm.

Am gonna hit it.

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G in da haus

Dress code for girls is bikini.

Well, not really, but can la.

There gonna be bands, comedians, fireworks & a booze garden. Details here or preferably go to Facebook page instead. A lot quicker.

Entrance is free of course, but not booze i guess. From experience, Guinness draught should be $10 net a cup.

Happy St Patrick’s Day to all Malaysians, seeing as how we celebrate everything! Cheers, sláinte, bantai!

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Them essential coolerators

No self-respecting alco would go thru life without some cold-retaining gear, specifically to store drinks / ice.

Such equipment are necessities, especially for house parties / road trips. Coz warm booze sucks. If d beer/booze aint cold due to bad storage / lack of ice, dont bother serving. Its an insult to guests. Even while travelling.

Unless its hot Irish Coffee.

There are various insulated gear out there, some for adventure, some for sports, some for picnics, some for booze. Almost all are suitable for alcos. The kick-ass backpack-drinking gear (hydration packs), which is great as it goes wherever u go has already been featured here.

However, for less mobile needs, there’s plasticware known as eskies, igloos, ice-boxes or coolers. Those ozone-depleting styrofoam ones dont last, and they aint serious.

Coleman is a familiar American brand, and the most widely available here.

Basic

Basic

This one’s got a decent size and will hold quite a bit of shit. It’s normally sold as a set of 3 units – the main box above, a six-pack box, and a jug – all for under 200 bucks.

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The Coleman six-packer is cool as the top flips over and slides to create a slidable can/glass-holder tray

The Coleman set is extremely suitable for amateur alcos.

For the pros, there’s the top-notch Ultra Cold 50 (by Igloo).

The party man

The party man

This baby has kept ice for five days! It’s pretty tough too. It’s lasted me 7 years now.

Ultra alrite

Ultra alrite

This model costs more than 200 bucks.

Besides the hard coolers, for easy-packing when travelling, nothing beats the soft coolers. These are foldable and pretty decent in cold-retention. Much cheaper too.

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Igloo soft-cooler with 24-can capacity

A medium-sized one is perfect as it can hold loads of ice & large bottles too.

Then there’re those bottle condoms, made of sponge which would fit a bottle of white wine snugly to retain the cold. Had a few, dunno where they gone!

For when u chillin w yor homies / bitchis by d poolside/riverside/beach, there are the insulated jugs and flasks which would work. I’ve a little dispenser unit.

Cute but deadly

Cute but deadly

I’ve hardly used dis one coz i always tot it was too small, when in fact it’s got a 3.8-liter capacity, meaning i could unload one bottle of liquor into the mix. Will use it more often now!

It can also hold a six-pack.

Unlike most brands, all Igloo products are made in USA. S0 a better option for amateur alcos would be Igloo’s three-piece combo (below).

Recommended

Recommended

Unlike Coleman, it’s not available at super/hypermarkets, but at angling stores. However u can get it direct from the dealer (in PJ), Adventure & Leisure, for $199 (Tel: 7956-0908).

They’ve gotta whole range of outdoor shit & scuba gear. And wine.

There are also other drinking accessories out there like ice-substitutes, such as Ice Pak. Put these in d freezer and use them again and again. They contain a special gel that stays cold for a long time.

Handy item

Handy item, from Ice-Pak

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Dis ice-sub goes wit d Coleman six-pack box, as it fits snugly in between the cans

For the state-of-the-art, top-of-the-line, high-dollar daddy, there’s Coleman’s Xtreme Six-Wheel Cooler (below). This is supposed to keep ice for six days at 32C.

I’m impressed.

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All-terrain buster

Igloo has a similar one for $492.

There’s also Igloo’s Seat Top series, which doubles as a stool.

Comes with cup holder

Comes with cup holder

It’s $202 for the 5-gallon (19 liters) and $400 for d 10-gallon (38 liters).

On d related issue of containers, i stopped using punch bowls for punch a coupla years ago. They go too fast and i need to keep re-making thru d nite. During one of my birthdays i did it 9 times! Still werent enaf.

So after observing how sirap was dispensed at Hari Raya open houses, i bought this 12-liter mama from Tesco, and it solved d problem. I can pour 4 bottles of liquor into da mix, which means i dont need to make it as often.

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Festive special

I wuz also gifted a big-ass Starbucks ‘punch bowl’. Dis one has yet to see action.

Starbucks tryin to justify its existence

Starbucks tryin to justify its existence

But it will be easy. Dump in five bottles of liquor, add mixers, & suck thru a hose. And watch d fun.

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Into the wild

Ran back to KKB for a few days with me.

Ma man!

Maa man!

Thanks to Antares for his assistance & hospitality, and some doses of insight. He lives in a Temuan village on the road to Fraser’s Hill.

I also managed to watch What About Me, a superb musical docudrama about our humanity.

Car floor, Day 1

Car floor, Day 1

Took my time gettin to d destination.

No shit

No shit

Giant statue, Buddhist Monastery

Giant statue, Buddhist Monastery

Happy dog, monastery

Happy dog, monastery

My transporter

My trusted partner

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Water from earth. Tastes different

Water from earth. Tastes different

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Jump! At ancient Bailey Bridge high over Chilling River

Do it! Jump! At ancient Bailey Bridge high over Chilling River

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Trekked down to eat food under d bridge

Trekked down to have food under d bridge. Wild boar curry. Mm mmm mmhh!

Finally arrived at d village and got attacked

Finally arrived at d village and got attacked by 8 psycho pups. Got teeth marks all over me

D cutie from my last visit still around

D cutie from my last visit still around, BrownSugar

Next morning ditched the wheels in KKB town before dawn, to hike back to the village.

Da road

Da road, with the silhouette of the monstrous dam wall in the background

Had three dogs for company for awhile. Friendly dudes. Shared some food

Had three dogs for company for awhile. Friendly dudes. Shared some food

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A long walk

A long walk

View-istic

View-istic

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Chillin at a fucking high bridge

Chillin at a fucking high bridge. Great spot for bungee

View from bridge

View from fucking high bridge. The river is superb for rafting. Class 3 & 4 rapids

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Scene of a forest fire just a few weeks back. The forest regenerates real quick

Scene of a forest fire just a few weeks back. The forest regenerates real quick

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Had a drink outta every stream i met

Had a drink outta every stream i met

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Butterfly gang

Butterfly gang

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Got back to my hut to another welcoming committee

Got back to my hut to another charge by d welcoming committee

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Late breakfast

Enjoyed a second breakfast-in-hammock

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Late breakfast view

Breakfast view

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Hut

Hut

Hut fire-escape

Hut’s fire-escape hatch, complete with fireman’s pole

My pad

My pad. D lampshade’s an ol straw hat. Haha

Found a great quiet spot upriver to chill

Found many great quiet spots upriver of the village to chill at. Skinny-dipped too

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D closest 'fridge' for miles

D closest ‘fridge’ for miles

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"Get me outta here!" Gave d pups a bath coz they had  fleas

“Get me outta here!” Not smiling anymore eh? Gave d pups a bath coz they had fleas

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Givin pathetic look

Givin pathetic look

Who's next??

Who’s next??

Dis dude suffered bath trauma. Scared n tried to hide from me for awhile cos i gave him a bath!

Dis dude suffered bath trauma. Scared n tried to hide from me for awhile cos i gave him a bath!

They soon recovered n had their revenge

Lil fuckers soon recovered n took their revenge on my flops

Unfortunately for me, d pups are available for adoption, so they’ll probably be gone on my next visit.

Was great knowing them.

Self-portrait

Had to peel myself outta there. Was supposed to hang only three days. But for five days, i never knew the time. Haha. Liberating.

 

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