If your beer tastes like piss,

u could be right. I just discovered a report that says a local syndicate has been using expired can beers to fill old beer bottles and sell them as new beer to pubs.

Disgusting. Am all for recycling, but dis way too far bitch.

The fuckers should be caught & forced to drink pitchers of stale beer, well-blended with rotten eggs and big-ass cockroaches.

Beer, piss or both?

Beer, piss or both?

Quote: “There are groups that buy expired canned beer in bulk for 10 sen a can and then sell the old beer that had been bottled at market price.”

Whats goin on? In d first place, why dehell are there beers being left to expire?? Drink up u beerholics! Leave nothing behind.

Only 10 sen a can eh? Dats $2.40 per crate.

Hmmm.

Time to find out where.

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Robowhores

Well, more like a personal mistress. I wrote sumtin bout robo bartenders recently, and came across the possibility of robot hookers in d future.

Its funny how one guy was so psyched about it, mainly coz they wont have AIDS. Haha!

Robochic (from Wired)

Robochic (pix from Wired)

Then this piece in Asylum opens up a whole new debate – is sex with a WD-40-drinking robohooker being unfaithful? Its almost like being with another woman / man, but it’s still a toy.

Or is it just considered pleasing yourself with a souped-up vibrator?

Tough one.

There’s supposedly a difference between having sex and gettin laid. Pleasing yourself is sex, but doing it with another person is gettin laid.

Hmmm.

Anyway, have any of u guys shagged a rubber doll? Pls share wat its like. U’ll remain anonymous!

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Rediscovering Uncle Chilli’s

The last time i hit Hilton’s restaurant & bar Uncle Chilli’s (7955 9122) was probably back in college. So checked it out recently for a little dinner, with a lil help from dining reservations portal QGuides.

Uncle Chillis serves uncomplicated, good quality Western, and Chef Carloz recently created a new a la carte menu.

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Starter was a mojito, and moved to a Classic Caesar. Pretty good, considering i’ve never had a salad before. Thankfully there were bacon bits in it, which i aimed for like a sniper.

My first n hopefully not last salad

My first n maybe not last salad

The mojitos were comin, then this dude from QGuides, Frat Mustard, decided to up the stakes.

Glen, a good choice

Glen, a good choice

Frat Mustard & his twin

Frat Mustard & his twin

After whacking a rich n creamy crab bisque and several whiskies, it was time to choose d main course. i went for Uncle Chili’s Burger ($25.30), which is accompanied by salad (that word again), fries, spicy salsa and some green shit. Guacamole probably.

Mouthful

Mouthful

It was so goddam huge that i needed it cut in 4, and tapau-ed some extras.

Other guests at the table had these –

Braised lamb shank

Braised lamb shank

Tomato-glazed black cod, who's atually white

Tomato-glazed black cod, who's actually white

Uncle Chilli’s has been renovated and is lookin pretty good now. There’re good options in terms of seating, with casual as well as fat cat set-ups.

Cushy

Cushy

A band entertains after 9pm

A band entertains sometime after 9pm

There’s a good deal goin on, but only till March 15: on most nights, there’s A Table for Three, A Bill for Two – order three items from the burger, sandwich, pasta or pizza menu and get d lower-priced thing for free. There’s happy hours as well.

Checkout menu here.

Dont confuse Uncle Chilli’s with American Chili’s tho. The former is run by five-star hoteliers, the latter by five-star chimps.

Brain damage: 7/10

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Booze robos

Intelligent researchers say in the future, robots will play a prominent role in our daily routine.

Roboexotica is a festival, the brainchild of a group of Viennese techno-artists called Shifz, which started the event in 1999, reasoning that if robots were ultimately supposed to interact with humans in everyday life, then turning them into bartenders was a natural step.

They sure got a long way to go tho.

Mojito-maker

Auto mojito-maker

Festival organizer says “I like to mix critical art and technology.”  Interesting idea, as reported in Wired.

They called barbots. There’s a Bender-lookin one too. Most are garage-made for fun & still very crude n crap. Here are some ’09 models.

I wouldn’t call them robots tho. More like duct-taped novelty gadgets.

Asahi (beer of Japan) also created a simple beerbot in ’06, and gave away 5,000 units in a competition.

Push the robot’s start button and it opens the can, tilts the glass, and pours the beer with a perfect head every time. The refrigerator section of the robot can cool six 350 ml cans and two beer mugs.

Work, bitch

Would whoop R2D2's butt anytime

Well, it’s a start! I do enjoy mixing drinks, but someday we might all have our own bitch to chill, fetch & mix our drinks without fuss.

The only problem is, i dont trust goddam bartenders dat dont drink.

I mean, u wouldnt trust a chef dat dont eat.

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