Nutin like a brewery visit to spark up yor life. That’s where u can get brew that’s real fresh – any fresher u gotta brew it yourself! (Hmmm – will attempt dat soon.)
Hit Carlsberg one evening last week with a coupla boys, Mad Max & Adian. Was there like, on time. 6pm sharp. Wuz lookin forward to a Connor’s session, the new draft stout produced locally by Carlsberg Malaysia.
Black stuff on tap
Was invited by Robbie (of AMC), dis dude dat has a supercool collection of classic rides, including a ’63 Buick and a ’65 Mustang! Bitch.
Start by sippping on an ice-cold glass of Connor’s. It’s texture is pretty smooth and light. Goes down easy. Taste-wise it’s quite heavy on the malt, with a lingering, roasty finish.
Yea it aint common (yet), but have had it at dat German pub Deutsches Haus n Brussels Beer Cafe.
Maybe I’ll chat with d brewer soon about d drink.
We down our drinks coz sum chick called Erin (i think) takes us on a short tour of d facilities (ie, where da shit’s made) to explain how da shit’s made. Sumtin about fire, alcohol and alien crop circles.
I guess i wasnt really listenin.
Take that! Met a Brit durin d brewery tour n showed 'em how to play
We’re soon back at d lounge and back at our job. Mmmm, nutin in d world like bar without a cashier.
Goddam Max is always fuckin w his phone when am tryin to drink wit him. Bitch.
Biasa
He's a bit psychotic, so when he talks to himself, he pretends he's on d phone
Dis time, he paid for it.
Was d last call at d bar. I says to him “Dafuck man, u’re still one glass behind me. All nite man! Come ‘on!! Fuckin embarassment to d Kadazans.”
“OK OK!”
So i get myself one more, and two for him.
Three to go. And lookin cocky
Before long, he rushes to d john. I tail him.
"Outta my way! Gotta make it to d loo. No time to talk to d chick in d blue tube."
Fucker spews his drinks n dinner. Pussy.
Goddam maggot tryin to get rid of d evidence. I should have stepped on his head n shoved it into d bowl, but am just too nice sumtimes
Of course am laughin my ass off as he pukes. I say “serves u right dick. U were on d phone all nite, and not focused. Dis wat can happen. Get out there n finish your drink u piece-of-shit maggot!” He cant do it, so he lost 10 points.
But Max accepted dat he had learnt sumtin valuable dat nite.
He should have thanked me. Maybe he did, i dunno.
Guys cant multi-task.
Sallgood. It’s part of his two-month probation / training. Max applied to join d Drinking Army a year ago coz he wants to learn to party like a pro n do it right, but we rejected him.
This time d committee approved his request. He’s now a freshie recruit (maggot), and hopes to be formally accepted and graduate in two months, depending on his performance. Might be updating his progress here.
It aint easy – he has to take a lot of shit without protesting, n merciless ragging from d whole crew during this training period. Like a good grasshopper.
