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Alco blogger, ex-lifestyle/F&B writer for The Star

Apple juice + yeast = high

The Independence weekend was a haze. Saturday was high from 1pm to 1am, Sunday repeat. Brunch was booze. Niiice.

Awoke on Saturday and headed to Bangsar for Sarawak laksa, but suddenly remembered a friends BBQ lunch party, so detoured n got wasted there. Had white wine, Green Label and roast lamb. Then headed home to try and brew some apple cider. Doin the make-your-own-booze shit.

Thing is the elite brewing team of four got well-wasted at my pad for the ‘pre-party’ for the brewing process. We then left the house about 4pm to shop for d ingredients, by then quite zapped. Cool thing is a Jaya Grocer has just opened close by. And it stocks booze. All varieties.

While we screwed around at the fruit juice aisle in the supermarket, my buddy Shai suddenly says “What are we doing here again?”.

We look at each other n laugh. Then dude goes “Where am i??”. Haha. Blur.

Supermarkets can be scary places for lost little boys

Supermarkets can be scary places for some high, lost boys

We eventually scored the ‘right’ apple juice after a phone call from Shai to a ‘consultant’.

As usual, the team got side-tracked
As usual, the team got side-tracked by the booze section

Topped up with more beers. Lately its easy to get these ultra-strength imported beers from 8% to… 12.2%! Dats like fuckin wine!

Cost like $4.50 to $7. And they all half-litre cans! Beautiful. Will test all and report.

Then we made a push to Centerpoint to nail some yeast and a rubber tube.

The drunks end up at a hardware store

The drunks end up at a hardware store

... then a Chinese medicine joint

... then a Chinese medicine joint for yeast

We actually manage to get all we need pretty quick, and head to the secret brewing location and get the apple cider on its way. Hopefully a month from now, i’ll be gettin high on my own supply!

If it works, will advise on how to go about it. And will also move on to fruit wines.

The shit after adding yeast

The shit after adding yeast, my new favourite pet. Get to work u fuckers!

The barrel of future cider. Or fuckin vinegar

Dependin on my luck, the barrel of future cider. Or fuckin vinegar

Supporting actors

Supporting actors

There’re lots of material online on makin your own brew. U got any questions i can attempt to answer them.

Get busy yall.

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Brain damage rating: TBC

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Yup, it’s hit da fan

The Guinness 250th Anniversary party with Black Eyed Peas next month at Sunway Lagoon – no Muslim guests can enter. Not only dat, even though it will be for only non-Muslims and is a Guinness party, there will be no booze allowed. Orders from the government. (Read article here.)

Talk about segregating non-Muslims and Muslims! This will be quite effective. That’s what the so-called government wants – disunity.

A worldwide Guinness event with no booze. Is this a joke?? I guess Guinness will never choose KL again as their Asia Pacific venue for future global events.

It happened once before, but few took it seriously.

Shit has hit da fan, and it’s hit real high. It can only get worse. Our civil rights are being screwed.

Thanks to those of us who could do something about it, but refused.

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Am gonna score myself some hoes

Hoegaarden. Smooth, creamy. It’s a nice beer. It’s a lot nicer when it’s cheap.

Most fuckers try n con your ass and sell it real expensive; it’s only a BEER ferfucksake! Not some fancy, top-shelf cocktail. Most countries, beers are as cheap as soft drinks.

Here’s a joint dat’s got ok happy hours- The Library. It’s located at e@ The Curve. Here’s a map. From 12pm to 6pm daily (incl weekends n holidays), it’s $36 nett for two pints (one-for-one), ie, only $18 each. Not cheap but OK la. Cheaper than Guinness.

From 6pm-10pm, u get only a half pint free for $36. Which makes it about $24 for d pint and $12 for half of d Belgian shit.

U know anywhere as cheap or cheaper pls post comment!

Nyaman

Nyaman

They got HH for Stella, Connor’s, Corona and Carlsberg as well.

Plan to checkitout dis Saturday for a cozy afternoon session. Or maybe Merdeka Monday.

Salud!

Trust me, not much reading goes on at d Library

Trust me, not much reading goes on at d Library

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Aint a cheap shot

Wat’s d most amount of money you paid for a single shot of booze in your life?? I cant recall actually, but pretty sure it’s below 50 bucks.

Checkdisout – the world’s oldest cognac is now at a hotel outlet in London (Library Bar). How much do u think a shot would cost? 500 bucks?? Two grand?

To be exact, US$6k! Dats 21,000 bucks. Fuckin hell..

21k for a 50ml shot. Dats what… $4,000 per sip? I think even d goddam fumes will cost a few hundred bucks!

Strictly for fat cats. It’s a bottle from way back in 1770.

I definitely know the LEAST i ever paid for a shot.

Definition of cheap shit

The definition of cheap shit

Toddy. About 20 cents a shot.

For a shot of dat cognac, u  would get 7,000 bottles of 1,500ml toddy. Haha. Or 105,000 servings.

At three bottles a day, u could remain drunk for about 6.4 years.

Cool.

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