A heady mix

Friday’s St Patrick’s Day Festival had a pretty solid set-up along 1Utama’s Central Park Avenue. There were lots of seats, booze taps & food options. Turf was brought in and it covered most of the avenue, makin it practically an outdoor park fest.

It’d b cool if there was a permanent venue like that. I’d b there every weekend!

Cozy seats. There were sme high-class cowboy whores in da mix too

Cozy seats, on real grass. There were some high-class cowboy whores in da mix too

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The food lane in d background. Cool thing is every stall sold Guinness draft

There were bands, comedians, games and other entertainers. Whole lotta barrels went down.

There was a great range of food, with price controls. Some super stuff, many of ’em Guinness-infused. And none cost more than 10 bucks!

Giant

Guinness giant hard-on

Had quite a few of these

Knocked quite a few of these

They look awesome these cupcakes, some Guinness-infused. Shd have had some, but on a diet

They look awesome these cupcakes, some Guinness-infused. Shd have had one, but was on a diet. Then forgot when i got high n hungry. Haha. Next event revenge for sure

Some dude's mouth exploded

Some fire-eater's head exploded. Serves u right for drinkin kerosene to get high

Thursday was drinkin at Studio 99 downtown for d launch of Bio Channel. Booze was nice, n food looked great.

Some dude sketching a still-sober me

Some dude sketching a still-sober me

On d way to my ride came across this cool ex-house

On d way to my ride, came across this cool ruins of an old home

Hopped up to Sky Bar after dat for Tiger’s launch of a new beer, Crystal.

Only in bottles

Only in bottles

Paparazzi in action. One good shove could have landed u at least 5 guys in d pool

Paparazzi in action. One good shove would have scored u at least 8 guys in d pool

The Crystal is a crisp, slightly lighter beer at 4.5%. Its a limited edition for the year of d Tiger dats available at selected F&B outlets.

Swimmin Tiger

Swimmin Tiger

Saturday hit Mike‘s poolside BBQ at 6pm. Had an awesome time, chillin, drinkin, eatin, splashin for more than 9 hours.

Booze was generous (mostly courtesy of Mike), as was food. Lamb/pork sausages, pork ribs, rib-eye, chops, kebabs, cheesy shrooms, etc. Started with a few beers, as is compulsory at bbqs, then moved to vodka.

Food was from this group called BBQ Addicts – they will buy, marinate n deliver d meat to u. All u gotta do is burn da shit. Easy.

Coolers were adequate

Coolers were obviously adequate

Mike brought out some great firepower, Russian Standard, Imperial version

Mike brought out some great firepower, Russian Standard, Imperia version

Thirsty Mr Bump

Thirsty Mr Bump

Kid then went shirtless, in Rambo mode. I swear i dint spike his drink

Kid then went shirtless, in Rambo mode n shit. I swear i dint spike his drink

Lance fires up sum Pigs in Blanket

Lance fires up sum Pigs in Blanket to start proceedings

Swam a few times n met up with Niga, an ol skool buddy

Swam several times n met up with Niga, an ol skool buddy

Ended chillin till late at d pool w a coupla random boys from Chad, shared their booze n their sisha, and traded stories.

Another super weekend.

Chillin with Abdoul & Abou

Chillin with Abdoul & Abou

Brain damage: 7.5/10

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Shaddup & drink bitchis!

According to a report in British newspaper The Times, moderate female drinkers are less likely to become obese than those who don’t drink.

The health benefits of booze have already been featured on this blog, here & here.

As science and research skills improve, the health arguments for booze are probably more than against! Well, a lot of us already knew dat.

Best part is, booze is a God-given product dat’s 100% natural!

Bring back university bars. Sell booze in hospitals. Schools should teach about d benefits of alcohol.

Dammit, drinking should be made mandatory.

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St Paddy’s parties

The two stout producers/rivals here, Connor’s & Guinness, are as expected doin stuff for St Patrick’s Day, which officially falls on Wednesday, March 17. Over in Ireland, it has become a five-day festival! It’s obviously huge in US too.

Pat was a nice dude & an Irish missionary (387–493 AD), and brought Christianity to Ireland waaay back. St Patrick’s Day began as a purely Christian holiday but has gradually become more of a secular celebration of Ireland’s culture. St. Patrick’s Day is a traditional day for spiritual renewal and offering prayers for missionaries worldwide.

I’ll take the “spiritual renewal” part to mean boozing.

Irish Malaysian

Irish Malaysian

Anyway, low-profile Connor’s (of Carlsberg Malaysia) has stuff at five outlets in d Valley on Wednesday. Some activities, some prizes like cameras. A free half pint if ur in green.

Guinness (of GAB) is throwing a party at Central Park Avenue, 1Utama on Friday, March 19, from 6pm.

Am gonna hit it.

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G in da haus

Dress code for girls is bikini.

Well, not really, but can la.

There gonna be bands, comedians, fireworks & a booze garden. Details here or preferably go to Facebook page instead. A lot quicker.

Entrance is free of course, but not booze i guess. From experience, Guinness draught should be $10 net a cup.

Happy St Patrick’s Day to all Malaysians, seeing as how we celebrate everything! Cheers, sláinte, bantai!

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Them essential coolerators

No self-respecting alco would go thru life without some cold-retaining gear, specifically to store drinks / ice.

Such equipment are necessities, especially for house parties / road trips. Coz warm booze sucks. If d beer/booze aint cold due to bad storage / lack of ice, dont bother serving. Its an insult to guests. Even while travelling.

Unless its hot Irish Coffee.

There are various insulated gear out there, some for adventure, some for sports, some for picnics, some for booze. Almost all are suitable for alcos. The kick-ass backpack-drinking gear (hydration packs), which is great as it goes wherever u go has already been featured here.

However, for less mobile needs, there’s plasticware known as eskies, igloos, ice-boxes or coolers. Those ozone-depleting styrofoam ones dont last, and they aint serious.

Coleman is a familiar American brand, and the most widely available here.

Basic

Basic

This one’s got a decent size and will hold quite a bit of shit. It’s normally sold as a set of 3 units – the main box above, a six-pack box, and a jug – all for under 200 bucks.

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The Coleman six-packer is cool as the top flips over and slides to create a slidable can/glass-holder tray

The Coleman set is extremely suitable for amateur alcos.

For the pros, there’s the top-notch Ultra Cold 50 (by Igloo).

The party man

The party man

This baby has kept ice for five days! It’s pretty tough too. It’s lasted me 7 years now.

Ultra alrite

Ultra alrite

This model costs more than 200 bucks.

Besides the hard coolers, for easy-packing when travelling, nothing beats the soft coolers. These are foldable and pretty decent in cold-retention. Much cheaper too.

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Igloo soft-cooler with 24-can capacity

A medium-sized one is perfect as it can hold loads of ice & large bottles too.

Then there’re those bottle condoms, made of sponge which would fit a bottle of white wine snugly to retain the cold. Had a few, dunno where they gone!

For when u chillin w yor homies / bitchis by d poolside/riverside/beach, there are the insulated jugs and flasks which would work. I’ve a little dispenser unit.

Cute but deadly

Cute but deadly

I’ve hardly used dis one coz i always tot it was too small, when in fact it’s got a 3.8-liter capacity, meaning i could unload one bottle of liquor into the mix. Will use it more often now!

It can also hold a six-pack.

Unlike most brands, all Igloo products are made in USA. S0 a better option for amateur alcos would be Igloo’s three-piece combo (below).

Recommended

Recommended

Unlike Coleman, it’s not available at super/hypermarkets, but at angling stores. However u can get it direct from the dealer (in PJ), Adventure & Leisure, for $199 (Tel: 7956-0908).

They’ve gotta whole range of outdoor shit & scuba gear. And wine.

There are also other drinking accessories out there like ice-substitutes, such as Ice Pak. Put these in d freezer and use them again and again. They contain a special gel that stays cold for a long time.

Handy item

Handy item, from Ice-Pak

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Dis ice-sub goes wit d Coleman six-pack box, as it fits snugly in between the cans

For the state-of-the-art, top-of-the-line, high-dollar daddy, there’s Coleman’s Xtreme Six-Wheel Cooler (below). This is supposed to keep ice for six days at 32C.

I’m impressed.

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All-terrain buster

Igloo has a similar one for $492.

There’s also Igloo’s Seat Top series, which doubles as a stool.

Comes with cup holder

Comes with cup holder

It’s $202 for the 5-gallon (19 liters) and $400 for d 10-gallon (38 liters).

On d related issue of containers, i stopped using punch bowls for punch a coupla years ago. They go too fast and i need to keep re-making thru d nite. During one of my birthdays i did it 9 times! Still werent enaf.

So after observing how sirap was dispensed at Hari Raya open houses, i bought this 12-liter mama from Tesco, and it solved d problem. I can pour 4 bottles of liquor into da mix, which means i dont need to make it as often.

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Festive special

I wuz also gifted a big-ass Starbucks ‘punch bowl’. Dis one has yet to see action.

Starbucks tryin to justify its existence

Starbucks tryin to justify its existence

But it will be easy. Dump in five bottles of liquor, add mixers, & suck thru a hose. And watch d fun.

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