Booze robos

Intelligent researchers say in the future, robots will play a prominent role in our daily routine.

Roboexotica is a festival, the brainchild of a group of Viennese techno-artists called Shifz, which started the event in 1999, reasoning that if robots were ultimately supposed to interact with humans in everyday life, then turning them into bartenders was a natural step.

They sure got a long way to go tho.

Mojito-maker

Auto mojito-maker

Festival organizer says “I like to mix critical art and technology.”  Interesting idea, as reported in Wired.

They called barbots. There’s a Bender-lookin one too. Most are garage-made for fun & still very crude n crap. Here are some ’09 models.

I wouldn’t call them robots tho. More like duct-taped novelty gadgets.

Asahi (beer of Japan) also created a simple beerbot in ’06, and gave away 5,000 units in a competition.

Push the robot’s start button and it opens the can, tilts the glass, and pours the beer with a perfect head every time. The refrigerator section of the robot can cool six 350 ml cans and two beer mugs.

Work, bitch

Would whoop R2D2's butt anytime

Well, it’s a start! I do enjoy mixing drinks, but someday we might all have our own bitch to chill, fetch & mix our drinks without fuss.

The only problem is, i dont trust goddam bartenders dat dont drink.

I mean, u wouldnt trust a chef dat dont eat.

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Wattup with Scotch

J&B, Dewar’s White Label, Famous Grouse, Ballantine’s. Not really the top brands when u think about Scotch.

But over is Europe & US, blended whisky, sometimes thought of as the less-glamorous cousin of the malts and the premiums, is doing well, including standard blends, ie those under 12 years old. However, whisky consumption is facing pressure from rum.

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Good ol' Scotch

Says Drinks International, the best-selling whiskies in the UK are Famous Grouse and Bells, and are considered premium brands there. Some other major Scotch markets and their top whiskies:

Scotland –     Not Chivas, not Johnnie Walker, but The Famous Grouse

US –                1. Dewar’s White Label,   2. J&B Rare / Grant’s

Spain –          1. J&B Rare,    2. Ballantine’s Finest

Greece –        1. Johnnie Walker Red Label,   2. Cutty Sark

Norway –     1. The Famous Grouse

Sweden –      1. The Famous Grouse

England  –    Bell’s

Europe –        J&B Rare

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I’ve been liking Dewar’s and J&B lately. Pretty good stuff. Just add water.

Distillers in Scotland are facing competition for their whiskies from countries like Japan (no shit), England (first time making whisky since 1890), America, and India. Whisky authority Jim Murray named 18-year-old Sazerac Rye from Kentucky in America the finest whisky in the world.

Its top billing in Murray’s 2010 Whisky Bible pushed Ardbeg Supernova from Islay (Scotland) into second place, while there was further upset for the scotch industry with his third place choice – it went to a single malt called Amrut Fusion distilled in Bangalore, India. Haha!

Japanese producers have also been enjoying widespread acclaim for their malts, piling up awards and exporting their whiskies around the world, including onto the shelves of UK supermarkets.

In an upset, Bagpiper (India) has very recently overtaken Diageo’s legendary Johnnie Walker (Red Label) as the world’s best-selling whisky! This is due to it being cheap-ass and it’s gotta huge local market. This pushes J&B to third spot.

Haha!

Haha!

I guess the only stuff we could win awards for here would be toddy & tuak. Well, maybe samsu too.

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Alco Asians

According to Drinks International, Asia is already the world’s largest spirits market, downing 47% of the world’s supply. And wine sales are predicted to rise before 2013 by 25%!

Well done people. Proud of ya!

Go Asians!

Go Asia!

The forecast growth in wine outstrips that of North America, which is expected to grow by 7.6% while mainland Europe is expected to show negligible growth.

China, India and Japan alone account for 90% of Asia Pacific’s alcoholic drinks sales, probably due to their huge populations.

The ol skool wine-producing countries are still in charge – France, Spain and Italy are expected to continue to account for about 50% of the world’s wine.

The Japanese drink 2.3 litres of wine per head a year, Hong Kong 3.3 and Singapore 1.9, while British wine consumption has attained around 23ltr per head of population. The traditional wine producing countries, France, Spain and Italy drink approximately 40ltr per head. Winos.

No data on Malaysians specifically, but am sure we drink shitloads. Mat sallehs regularly freak out at our ‘enthusiasm’ and determination.

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Checkin Craft Brews

Was there on a cool Friday evening, sampling their draft beers and a lil food.

Craft Brews (7722-3000) launched last month, and is located near Petronas / Tesco, Mutiara Damansara, PJ. It serves mainly beer, as well as some interesting food like pork ribs.

The main beers featured here are those sourced from micro breweries; Craft Brews is not a micro brewery. There’s the Monster Green Lager, English Ale, Weizen (German wheat beer) and Czech Pilsner on tap. These are from RedDot Brewhouse, Singapore.

Hey i’ve got a micro brewery too! Sort of.

Piece of cake!

Piece of cake!

There’re also bottled beers from Flying Dog (US) and Rogue (US). These will be tested & featured here shortly!

The ‘Signature Home Brews’ soon arrive in towers, with four ‘flavours’. They all have different shades.

Grace seems to like Martian piss

Grace seems to like Martian urine

Choose your piss. Left-right: Czech, English, Martian, German

Choose your poison. Left-right: Czech, English, Monster, German

The Czech tasted pretty much like standard lager, the Monster Green (added spirulina) is quite similar, but with a fresher edge, the English Ale’s bold flavour is too strong for me, while the Weizen went down quick & easy.

I find prices for the draft beers on the high side -$28.75 for a pint of Carlsberg and $33.35 for the signature brews.

Prices aint nett - add service charge n govt tax

Prices aint nett - add service charge n govt tax

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Our fave for d night - Weizen

Pick your juice

Choose yor juice

D joint is also a restaurant

D joint is also a restaurant

Nice plumbing

Nice plumbing

A blind beer-tasting challenge. Not for me - my task was easy - down all the samples. Obvioulsy i lost

A blind beer-tasting challenge. No challenge for me - my aim was simple - down all the samples. Obvioulsy i lost...

And Grace won, d beerholic. But my prize was better haha!

And Grace won, d beerholic. But my prize was better haha

Moved on to Nigel's housewarming n harrassed his kid Dylan

Moved on to Nigel's housewarming n harrassed his kid Dylan

Tx to Khabir, ended d night in style

Tx to Khabir, ended d night in style. Ended up staggering

And messed with Homey on d street

And messed around d street with Homey

Brain damage: 8/10

[Follow-up post here]

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