Stupid drunks!

Man, its been more than a week since i posted! An all-time record.

To make it up, here’s sumtin for a laugh. A collection of images of drunks, and how they fuck-up / pass-out. These freaks give alcohol a bad name.

Sum crazy shit. Thankfully in this country, we generally aint like these folks. Fuckin embarrassing. Most of them dont know how to lie down straight, or how to use a bench. The girls are no different.

I dont know why these idiots always slump wrong-side-up, with their heads down, etc. Some of them could unconsciously choke on their own puke n die. They shd be laid on their side.

And some of d pranks their so-called friends pull on them are ridiculous.

Have a good laugh with the photos of d losers of booze.

 

#1 Limbo rock gone wrong

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#4 Fuckin yoga n shit

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#7

#8 Benches aren't for your legs dumbass

#9 Definitely the most comfy spot so far

#10 Some fucker decorated the side of my ride like this before, thankfully just d outside. And another guy passed out with my dog outside

#11

#12 Push-ups or wat

#13 Alien cocoon

#14 Gosh. Get a neck dude

#15 In broad daylight

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#17 Gross shit

#18 What's up!

#19 Too thirsty

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#23 If i were him, i'd puke on them

#24 Dis German dude had to be rescued from a manhole. He cant remember how he got his ass stuck there. Looks comfy. All that's missing is a glass in his hand

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#26 Hangin out

 

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#28 Street yoga. I think in Yoga-rap they call this d Child Pose. Drunk child

#29 A guy spooning a horse?? Lucky for him it aint d other way around!

#30 No comment

 

 

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Booze bus!

Its really rare that u ride a bus that takes u from bar to bar for free drinks all evening! That’s what i did in conjunction with St Patrick’s.

It was the Malone’s Bus Tour, a bar crawl dat began at Malone’s The Curve, on to Malone’s KLCC, then Pavillion, and finally Malone’s Sentral for a full-on St Patrick’s party. Phew! Nice.

Wristbands all set

It was a sweet deal. 100 bucks for free Guinness Draughts at all four Malone’s outlets, and some food too.

As i was concerned about downtime in between bars, I did expect draught on d bus too, but at least there wuz ice-cold Guinness FES.

Ahh, first beer of d evening

 

All aboard!

 

For d ride

 

The party bus had a musician to entertain on board, Arif

 

The intoxicated mob charges into KLCC

 

Arif gets busy @ Malone's KLCC

 

Bus gets rowdier

 

Topping up, Pavillion

 

Oi! Curi glass ah?

 

The booze bus crew

It was a unique experience and I had a great night. Malone’s might even do it again.

A few days later, checked out Sid’s Kenny Hills outdoor St Patrick’s party, with Guinness at five bucks a cup.

Colourful

 

Greenman got lost

 

Some bush session

 

Guinness pint got high on his own supply

 

Watdehell! Guinness 'tower'

 

Brain damage: 8/10

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JW Black Circuit party comin up

Yea boy, d crazay rockin party which was held at Swedish Marque last year, is back. And u can get exclusive invites right here.

Johnnie Walker, the world’s number one Scotch whisky and global partner for highly-successful Formula One team McLaren Mercedes, once again will be bringing us the ultimate VVIP after-race party experience to Kuala Lumpur, the Black Circuit Lounge, on Sat, April 9.

This highly-anticipated event is an inside-look at the glamorous lifestyle of global racing that Johnnie Walker has privileged access to. On April 9th, the Black Circuit Lounge will again be the official race party of the Malaysian Grand Prix and will play host to the crème de la crème of Malaysian society. The event’s FB link is here.

There are two sets of FOUR invites to give out. So u get to bring your crew. The venue will be revealed to winners later.

To get your hands on the sought-after invites, tell us your “Keep Walking” story in more than 30 words before April 3. “I stumbled around like a sotong but i Kept Walking” wouldnt work.

Mail it to cocktaleblog@gmail.com. Include your IC no and contact.

Good luck, and see u there!

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St Patrick’s Day, and some Irish cocktails

The patron saint of Ireland has his day comin up on Thursday, March 17. St Patrick was responsible for transforming Ireland from a pagan country with many ancient religious practices and beliefs into a Christian community.

Why does everyone drink on St Patrick’s Day then?

Do we even need a reason??

In Ireland, it was traditionally a day of mass and family. Elsewhere, its anything but that. Last year’s party here was cool. Am gonna get real high riding a St Paddy’s bus tomw.

Irish stouts are the staple on St Paddy's Day

Anyway, here’re some Irish cocktails, using mostly whiskey, which is an Irish invention; starting with the simple but famous..

Irish Coffee!

If u have an IQ below 50 and know how to heat water, u can do this! Make coffee (with sugar & cream). Add Irish whiskey.

Created by Joseph Sheridan (hence the liqueur called Sheridan’s), a chef at an Irish airport restaurant in 1940 for weary travellers.

Enjoying Irish Coffee (with Scotch) with d boys in Sarawak

Irish actor and musician Alex Levine once said, “Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: caffeine, sugar, fat and alcohol.” Wise words.

Ring of Kerry

Half shot of coffee liqueur, 1,5 shots (45ml) of Irish whiskey, 1 shot cream liqueur, shake ’em with ice, pour into chilled glass. Top with shaved chocolate.

Irish Buck

Squeeze some lemon into a glass of whiskey. Top with ginger ale.

PV Doyle

Mix one shot of creme de menthe with 1.5 shots of Irish whiskey, and 30ml of cream. Shake with ice, pour and top with maraschino cherries.

Here are a coupla Irish toasts:

May you have warm words on a cold evening,
A full moon on a dark night,
And the road downhill all the way to your door.

And..

May you live to be a hundred years
With one extra year to repent!
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Have a merry St Patrick’s Day 2011 yall.

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