Monthly Archives: September 2009

Natural born brawler

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Son of bitch

Homey da dawg is fucked. Dude escaped from d house on Saturday morning and came back lookin like he got raped. Blood all over him n d floor n shit.

Problem is i’m used to seeing him hurt from fights. He’s a punk. Charges into and attacks gangs of dogs. And i gotta be his back-up sometimes dammit. Get in there and start kickin ass.

But he tends to fix himself up.

Yesterday i noticed a very deep hole in his thigh, and a couple more near his ass. From dog fangs. His leg has swelled to a huge size pretty quick. Took him to d vet but was closed.

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U wont be smiling if u lose a leg boy!

So today left him at the vet, coz doc needs to knock him out with ketamine first then fix him up. Hope he dont lose the leg.

Will he learn? Nope. I bet he’ll keep picking fights.

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OK la, if u lose a leg i'll throw a party to cheer u up

Update: Doc called me yesterday n said “I pumped some medicine through the hole near his butt and it came out through the hole in the leg. The infection has caused the holes to go so deep that it’s now a passage. Also there’s been some severe muscle damage in the leg.” I was like, ok he’s gonna tell me he has to take d leg off. Or put him down. Fuck.

Fortunately for d fucker, he keeps his leg n life. Doc knocked him out n treated the wounds. Homes is on five types of pills, twice a day, for 10 fuckin days.

I couldnt help laughing when i went to collect him. Dude was still anesthesized, so he was drugged up. He tried to walk and his legs gave way. Haha! Terkangkang all.

Then at home he was walking like a drunk! Totally legless. Zig-zagging, falling down. Stoned. But still wanted to get out of d gate.

Like i said, the mafucker didnt learn his lesson. Last night after the treatment he again somehow escaped from the house. If he was lookin for a fight, he would have been too stoned to defend and torn to shreds. Lucky for him he came home in one piece. Gonna keep him in lockdown for a week till he recovers.

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Bent in Bentong

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Day two of Independence weekend headed to Bentong in Pahang for a beernic. Dats like a picnic. With beer. Crew of Joyce, Mad Max, Joleen, my bro Anil and Joleen’s mutt Brandy. Why does she call her dog Brandy when she hates brandy?

Anyway, stocked up on extra strong beers from Jaya Grocer and hit da road. There was a major variety – Damburger, Haywards, Hollandia, Godfather, Luxus and Franziskaner. And Pirate! Haha

Joyce rummages thru the bounty

Joyce rummages thru the bounty

My job was to keep Anil the driver well-fed

My job was to keep Anil the driver well-fed..

..who had a permanent smile on his face

..who had a permanent smile on his face

Found some kick-ass lemang with amazing lamb rendang by d highway. Might head there to just to get some more!

Found some kick-ass lemang with amazing lamb rendang by d highway. Might head there to just to get some more! Highly recommended. (There's signage. It's a few km before Genting exit)

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Max cracks a cold one while Joyce digs into d lemang

Ended up at Chamang Falls, Bentong

We arrive at Chamang Falls, Bentong (pix by Joleen)

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River-crossing with d booze stock

Happy duckies

Happy duckies

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Drink n swim - more fun than drink n drive

Posers. Joyce and tuak

Posers. Joyce and tuak

There were a bunch of people BBQ-ing north of us on a little hill. I decide to check em out coz they look like Sarawakians.

Coz Sarawakians know how to party. And drink.

We get along like bros and hangout d rest of d day with them. They offer us food and booze, and we party! They were quite pleased when we offer them Joleen’s tuak and some bubbly.

They were well organized – there’s a CD player n speakers, and even patin fish! No langkau tho.

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D kitchen section

Havin a serious discussion with a dude called Valentine. Drink-related of course. The idea is to take a swig of whisky, then chase with ice-cream soda

Havin an intense discussion with a dude called Valentine. Drinking-related of course. The idea is to take a swig of whisky, then chase with ice-cream soda

Fuckdatshit. Do 'em together

Fuckdatshit. Do 'em together

They should rename this to Russian Roulette

Dis shit should be renamed Russian Roulette. (Hmmm, both hands occupied, must have taken dis picture with my mouth)

Not sure what was goin on here with the bubbly. Some Sarawakian sacrifice

Not sure what was goin on here with the bubbly. Some Sarawakian sacrifice

Probably bamboo chicken

Probably bamboo fish. Good shit

Shut your dam mouth when u're being grilled, u patin

Shut your dam mouth when u're being grilled, u patin

Basically, got totalled with our new friends.

Dont recall much bout the ‘driving back’ part.

Deisgnated-driver senget, still with a smile on his face

Designated-driver senget, still with a smile on his face

Ended up at some foam party at MarketPlace. Did not execute the Hoegaarden happy hours plan at Library on Monday afternoon. Break time.

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Foam aliens appearing

Brain damage rating: 8.5/10

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Yes, no, yes, no?

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As usual, after they fuck-up, the government tries to do damage-control. So now, Muslims may attend the Guinness gig. Whether guests will be able to drink is unknown. Probably not.

They were actually going to do a booze-free and Muslim-free party? How inappropriate and insulting, especially the Muslim-free part. What a disaster.

How dahell did we allow ourselves to get to this situation?

The thing is many event organizers (this event is by Galaxy Group) usually care about makin sure the event happens, so they make their profits. I guess they dont care if the sell Malaysian citizens out while they do it. That’s extremely selfish and unpatriotic, dont u think?

They aint gonna fight for our rights.

If everybody in dis country did exactly what the government ordered, this country would be fucked. Dat’s why the government keeps doin u-turns – coz the People make it clear whenever they fuck up. Which is often. Thats our responsibility as citizens.

Been kindly offered a free ticket or 2 by d organizer’s rep. Not sure if am goin tho. Companies and event organizers that sell-out our rights so easily to the authorities for the sake of a gig, turn me off. What efforts were made by them to protest against such stupid rules? What will they be doing in the future to ensure this kinda crap dont happen again?

Respect our rights.

This whole incident has left behind a bad taste and bad vibes. The worst part is it’s supposed to be an ‘entertainment’ event.

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Apple juice + yeast = high

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The Independence weekend was a haze. Saturday was high from 1pm to 1am, Sunday repeat. Brunch was booze. Niiice.

Awoke on Saturday and headed to Bangsar for Sarawak laksa, but suddenly remembered a friends BBQ lunch party, so detoured n got wasted there. Had white wine, Green Label and roast lamb. Then headed home to try and brew some apple cider. Doin the make-your-own-booze shit.

Thing is the elite brewing team of four got well-wasted at my pad for the ‘pre-party’ for the brewing process. We then left the house about 4pm to shop for d ingredients, by then quite zapped. Cool thing is a Jaya Grocer has just opened close by. And it stocks booze. All varieties.

While we screwed around at the fruit juice aisle in the supermarket, my buddy Shai suddenly says “What are we doing here again?”.

We look at each other n laugh. Then dude goes “Where am i??”. Haha. Blur.

Supermarkets can be scary places for lost little boys

Supermarkets can be scary places for some high, lost boys

We eventually scored the ‘right’ apple juice after a phone call from Shai to a ‘consultant’.

As usual, the team got side-tracked
As usual, the team got side-tracked by the booze section

Topped up with more beers. Lately its easy to get these ultra-strength imported beers from 8% to… 12.2%! Dats like fuckin wine!

Cost like $4.50 to $7. And they all half-litre cans! Beautiful. Will test all and report.

Then we made a push to Centerpoint to nail some yeast and a rubber tube.

The drunks end up at a hardware store

The drunks end up at a hardware store

... then a Chinese medicine joint

... then a Chinese medicine joint for yeast

We actually manage to get all we need pretty quick, and head to the secret brewing location and get the apple cider on its way. Hopefully a month from now, i’ll be gettin high on my own supply!

If it works, will advise on how to go about it. And will also move on to fruit wines.

The shit after adding yeast

The shit after adding yeast, my new favourite pet. Get to work u fuckers!

The barrel of future cider. Or fuckin vinegar

Dependin on my luck, the barrel of future cider. Or fuckin vinegar

Supporting actors

Supporting actors

There’re lots of material online on makin your own brew. U got any questions i can attempt to answer them.

Get busy yall.

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Brain damage rating: TBC

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