With the start of Party Season ’09, i think i can forget my plan to get six-pack abs by Jan 1.
Damn.
Lucky for me i only bet 2 bottles so far.
Six-pack my ass
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OK here we go
PARTY SEASON ’09 has begun. Gosh, just when i wanted a short break. I’m not ready!
It was declared on Friday night downtown around 12.30am, after some reflection, drinking & pressure from d boys.
Party season is the last 2 months of d year, all d way to New Year’s Eve.
So here's to booze. And booty
Traditionally it starts around Nov and super-peaks in d final 2 weeks of d year – including Christmas-NYE. Then chill. For a few weeks at least.
Nov & Dec is like d weekend, and January is Monday. Got January blues all.
D reason the start of party season is significant is due to its motto, which is very well enforced, reckless & guaranteed to get everyone fucked up –
“SHOW NO MERCY, EXPECT NO MERCY!”
But dammit I’m not ready!
New joint
Another English pub is about to open near Sid’s in TTDI, on the same street, next block (beside Boathouse). Tom, Dick & Harry’s. Scheduled to open first week December, and will have food as well.
More options. Good.
Another bar dats crawlable from my office
Drunk =
… the dude in d video! Fuckin smashed. Broad daylight sumore.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lKuAT1chmI&feature=related
Some viewers say he’s on ketamine or some other drug. Those who say that have never been totally drunk before.
This situation is known among drunks as rubber legs or being legless. Sotong laa.
The worst cases for me is when i take one step forward, but two steps back. Or do the crab – try to walk forward but zig-zag instead. Ketam. (Will do a glossary of boozing terms soon.)
Its useless trying to be useful in dat stage. Your eyes can hardly see coz they half-closed, your mouth and tongue seem paralyzed & spew out some martian language, your legs forget how to go forward, your balance doesnt exist, and you can even forget where u are.
In fact u might walk like a gangster – your legs are already ahead of u, but your body is catching up. So u look like ur leaning back n walking. Haha
So whats this guy tryin to prove? Haha! The guys who sent him on the beer run must be as fucked or worse.
Definitely an A for effort.
The funniest parts for me is when he’s tryin to open d cooler door, and when he ‘leaves’.
Brain damage: 10/10. PERFECT!
