Drinkers’ Paradise

(Also know as Club Med.) The main bar opens at 9.  In d morning.

O yea, and booze is on da house. So breakfast is sorted. Food’s on d house too. As well as all bar snacks, cocktails, etc.

D main island bar. Take your pick

D main island bar. Take your pick

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This trip is free, courtesy of d club in Cherating. Day two of four. Phew. Surprisingly no incidents. Yet.

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Our balcony

Our balcony

First meal of today was Baileys on da rocks. Was buzzing within an hour of wakin up.

Hmmm, an hour? Slacking. Had a couple of those then hit d restaurant for some bites and rose wine.

Like d alcohol, d food spread is amazing. All sorts. Been doin pizzas tho. And cheese, lotsa cheese – swiss cheese, cream cheese, blue cheese, cheddar cheese, cream cheese, i got cheese comin out of my goddam ears.

Started with cheese n raw marlin today. Didn’t think swordfishes n all tasted edible. Drowned it in wasabe, which is d main reason i like Japanese.

Japanese is good. The chicks too. Yeaaa

White wine, marlin n wasabe: good mix

White wine, marlin n wasabe: good mix

Moved on to d pink shit

Moved on to d pink shit

Self service. In d restaurant. Ice-cold draught

In d restaurant. Self-service beer on tap. How bout that

Every nite there’s like a party at d bar. The GOs (guest officers or watever) are guys n gals who work there n show u a good time. Also, u can ‘buy’ them as much booze as u want. Chicks not so hot dis time tho (was here in ’07). D last time hooked up with a hot Korean. Haha

Last nite was pretty eventful. We ended up at an after-party at one of d GO’s place. Before that Joleen was playin lawn bowls or sum shit n her team won. Teammate Marco so happy – belanja a bottle of Mumms. Which costs $500 coz champagne ain’t part of d deal.

Joleen playin balls

Joleen n Fisya playin balls

The result

The result

Tonite’s theme is Oriental.

The bar, our HQ

The bar, our HQ

Will update soon. Drinks are callin. And d bartenders are all chicks today.


Brain damage rating: 8/10

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Chillin by Chiling

Yea, the river is called Chiling.

And it’s my fave spot in da world.

The frontyard of d pad

The frontyard of d pad

Had a bbq n drinks weekend at the house by d river, Maycliff. Awesome spot. Highlights were Blavod & the amazing Beer Lao, which unfortunately is not available in Malaysia.

Sis brought d twins, Mo & Trish.

And we brought da dawg.

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Homey rides shotgun

He doesn’t accept d backseat.

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Aw, is d river cold? Trish n Mo

I think i’ll let d pictures do da talkin.

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Some of d weekend’s weapons

Homey goin for it

Homey goin for it

Souvenir we brought back from Laos. Yea d beer too

Souvenirs we brought back from Laos. Yea d beer too. It’s awesome

Mo attempts a snatch. Sorry kid, wait a coupla years

Mo attempts a snatch. Sorry kid, wait a coupla years

There were some other dawgs there

There were some other dawgs there

There's sumtin bout dis kid n alcohol. Hmm. Maybe he can takeover this blog soon

There’s sumtin bout dis kid n alcohol. Hmm. Maybe he can takeover this blog soon

See?

See?

Blavod, d black vodka

Blavod, d black vodka

Khabir n my bro Anil chillin

Khabir n my bro Anil chillin

What u'll get when u mix Blavod & orange - Green Shit

What u’ll get when u mix Blavod & orange – Greenshit

For some reason the embers seem purple

For some reason the embers seem purple

While we were in d river with d kids, some dudes across d river shouted at us. “KELUAR!!! KELUAR!!! CEPAT!!!! KELUAARRR!!” I didn’t stand around to ask “Hah? Kenapa ni?? Rilek laa…”

I knew what it was. A flash flood. We grabbed d kids n got out.

It’s amazing how sumtin so fun has d possibility of turning tragic in a blink.

It rained earlier. And it stopped. Everything was fine. Then the water level rose several feet, turned brown and d flow was crazily swift, with all sort of debris in it. And it roared real loud. All within 30 seconds. The kids were playin in d water at that time. The campers’ warning saved their butts, cos they would have been swept in a blink.

This river has taken many lives, in a variety of ways.

Been there many times, but it’s d first time i’ve seen this.

Mess

Mess

Tea anyone? Bastards must be logging upriver

Tea anyone? This is d same spot as d following picture. Bastards must be logging upriver

See?

This is what it looked like a minute earlier

The river is just a short walk down d stairs from d garden of d house. Great spot.

Especially with a great bbq, friends and booze. Eddy, Henry & Khang showed up at 2am, cos they had a gig in KL. Semangat!

A super weekend in KKB.

Brain damage rating: 7/10

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Come n get it!

The absinthes featured here recently are now available at retail!

Head down to TWE Retail (also known as Tong Woh) in PJ, in that square where the MBPJ Tower is.

Prices:

La Clandestine – $198

Angelique – $230

Address:

No. 19, 21 & 23
Jalan 52/1, PJ New Town

They can be reached at 7956-9300

Knock yourself out!

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Revenge is sweet. And dark

I’ve been to countless parties where the booze is on da house. Everything under the sun has been served to me – liquors, liquers, champagnes, classy wines, tuak. Except Guinness draught. For some freaky, messed-up reason, I’ve never had the honour to down Guinness draughts all nite on d house.What’s worse, it’s one of my fave drinks.

Last night, that injustice was finally rectified. Thanks to the opening of Sid’s second outlet (Sid’s II), I drank Guinness until I thought my piss was gonna be black. I had my revenge.

Comrade Che watched in disbelief as Deep had his revenge. Salud, ese.

Commander Che watched in disbelief as Deep executed his revenge. Salud, ese.

Our crew got there early – 5.30pm. It was a hot, clear, blazing day. Perfect.

Service was awesome. We never had to move or worry about drinks.

The first one arrived – it looked too gorjes to drink.

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Words not necessary

I lost count after 7 glasses, but we were downing Guinness for about 5 hours straight. More friends and business associates showed up, and some got pretty senget. Like:

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Ben gettin cozy with d grass (pix by Khang)

Sid’s Pub is an English one which started in TTDI, and now is in The Village, Bangsar South (and Ampang next). Basically in Kerinchi on the way to Pantai Hill Park, next to the Old Town Coffee. Food is pretty good, especially d pork stuff. Might post a food review soon.

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Sid's - English

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Niga, Henry (whose nuts are probably being squeezed) & Joleen

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Joleen's failed attempt to finally have an unsleazy picture with me

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Them gerls, Jacq, Iza, Joleen

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Mad Max (birthday boy) and the Laos boyz Raul, Henry, me

Sid's awesome fish 'n chips (Atlantic cod), and some green shit, and...

Sid's awesome fish 'n chips (Atlantic cod), and some green shit, and...

The blue cheese shrooms are highly recommended. So are d crazy bbq pork ribs (sorry no picture - usually ribs gone b4 camera aims)

The blue cheese mushrooms are highly recommended. So are d crazy bbq pork ribs (sorry no picture - usually ribs gone b4 camera aims)

Someone stole my Che tobacco box. Dam u capitalists.

A great night. 14 barrels says so.

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Life & love actually

Brain damage rating: 7.5/10

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