Was at Kent’s party at Maison last Friday. It was strangely silent, and we were passed wireless headphones upon entry.

I hate monkeys. Eat them all!

So there was no music on d club’s speakers, but there were some DJs playin there silently, lookin weird, ‘spinning’ – house n RnB – you could choose from two channels on your headset. Pretty cool. D house set was awesome.

Drinks were sponsored by 42 Below, so it was vodka all night! Yea!

Kent launched two new fags – ultra slims called Nanotek.

Yea i did. Of my brain cells

Crowd seemed pretty tame. Didn’t get too wasted. Hmmm.. very surprising! Maybe it was da venue.

Hit d meals-on-wheels, lok lok, n headed home for a lil after-partyin.

Yummy!

Not sure wat we were doin..

Moved to Club 6 9 Lounge later. Poser got in d way of d shot

O yea, speakin of headphones, never ever buy any earphones from SonicGear. There’s a new range out – they suck! I spent close to 40 bucks on a model called SparkPlug. I luv bass, and it claims “Clear, strong and deep bass audio.”

My fuckin ass has more bass. It’s fuckin hollow, a lot worse than the free ones u get when u buy an MP3 player. It’s like….  listening to music through a straw.

I'd rather a mosquito sing in my ear than this piece of shit

Brain damage rating: 6.5/10