OK here we go

PARTY SEASON ’09 has begun. Gosh, just when i wanted a short break. I’m not ready!

It was declared on Friday night downtown around 12.30am, after some reflection, drinking & pressure from d boys.

Party season is the last 2 months of d year, all d way to New Year’s Eve.

So here's to booze. And booty

So here's to booze. And booty

Traditionally it starts around Nov and super-peaks in d final 2 weeks of d year – including Christmas-NYE. Then chill. For a few weeks at least.

Nov & Dec is like d weekend, and January is Monday. Got January blues all.

D reason the start of party season is significant is due to its motto, which is very well enforced, reckless & guaranteed to get everyone fucked up –

“SHOW NO MERCY, EXPECT NO MERCY!”

But dammit I’m not ready!

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Drunk =

… the dude in d video! Fuckin smashed. Broad daylight sumore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lKuAT1chmI&feature=related

Some viewers say he’s on ketamine or some other drug. Those who say that have never been totally drunk before.

This situation is known among drunks as rubber legs or being legless. Sotong laa.

The worst cases for me is when i take one step forward, but two steps back. Or do the crab – try to walk forward but zig-zag instead. Ketam. (Will do a glossary of boozing terms soon.)

Its useless trying to be useful in dat stage. Your eyes can hardly see coz they half-closed, your mouth and tongue seem paralyzed & spew out some martian language, your legs forget how to go forward, your balance doesnt exist, and you can even forget where u are.

In fact u might walk like a gangster – your legs are already ahead of u, but your body is catching up. So u look like ur leaning back n walking. Haha

So whats this guy tryin to prove? Haha! The guys who sent him on the beer run must be as fucked or worse.

Definitely an A for effort.

The funniest parts for me is when he’s tryin to open d cooler door, and when he ‘leaves’.

Brain damage: 10/10. PERFECT!

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Light up your day

It’s deepavali. I dont celebrate it, technically, buy i celebrate it entertaintmently.

Just like all d festivals our beautiful country has.

Just drank a load of toddy, among other shit, to get into da mood.

Happy Deepavali yall! Get drunk.

Will leave u with dis skilled performance i stumbled upon thanks to Khabir. A white guy, Michał Rudaś, of Poland, singing in Sanskrit.

Beautiful song. Fuckin amazing performance. For a white guy.

And gerls, he’s quite cute. Not like me, but boleh la. And suitably emotional. Haha

Hopefully he’ll be performing in KL next year.

Enjoy!

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Designated drunk

There’s this concept called designated driver, if ur into that kinda crap.

If u are, lemme introduce u to the corresponding concept – the designated drunk. The designated driver (loser!) can finally have some fun.

He/she gets to choose the designated drunk for d night. That person has to drink the driver’s share too. Result – the designated drunk gets drunk.

Dis how u should treat the fucking designated drunk

Dis how u should treat the fucking designated drunk

Can get messy.

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