High-class?

Was at 789 Friday nite for a few drinks with some BAT ppl. Was invited by Mel, and took Mad Max with me. On d way, we were talkin bout d joint being a little upper-class n all.

Max said “That’s why people like us are needed – to bring it down to a lower-class. To have some balance.” Haha! Speak for yourself hobo!


789

789

Dunno

Dunno

Tini, Francesca and a waver

Tini, Francesca and a waver

Was on Greygoose. Got reasonably screwed, then marched to Zouk. Joey Negro was playin, but was too high to pay attention. Checked out Aristo, then Barsonic. Was it some gay night? Goddam. Guys comin out of da fuckin walls of Barsonic.

Swordfight

Swordfight

Was handed beer in a jug to drink from straws. Sorait. Not into dat.

Scooted before long.

Brain damage rating: 6.5/10

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Homey don’t play dat, not anymore

Homey da house dog has quit drinking. Dumbass. Not like he has to drive, or get pregnant or anything.

Sure he's cute, but he's a killa

Sure he's cute, but he's a killaa

If you’re gonna put on weight you dawg, better the booze do it rather than food man. At least booze gets u high.

I recall him downing cocktails, beer and get this – my old man’s 15-year-old Grants Scotch Whisky – on da rocks. Now he turns his head away from the stuff. Wastage or wat?

Maybe he’s become religious. Or maybe he’s found something better, like fermenting his own piss in the lawn somewhere.

Is there sumtin brewin in there?

Is there sumtin brewin in there?

Mmmmm. Fer – men – ted – piss….

Gimme some of dat boy!

Either way, the socially anti-social dawg still gets a major house party every year. That’s eight bashes so far; KFC, gifts n all. And I felt pissed once when more people turned up for his goddam birthday party than mine. Apa ni?! Ridiculous. Need to reduce his popularity.

In case u think he’s such a “cutieeee!” n all dat crap, the lil’ fucker has murdered several innocent birds and squirrels, while stone-cold sober. (I think u just lost 20% of your fan base Homes.).

He hopes to kill a cat soon. (Just gained back another 40% fans.)

Got my eye on u

Got my eye on u cats

Anyway, Homey’s latest birthday party (titled Homey Play Dat, Again) went well. This time he didn’t hump any chicks. But neither did I. Crowd count was about 20.

Warmin up

Warmin up

Normally more chicks than guys of course, coz Homey’s like dat. *Player!* Not this time tho. Too bad.

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Homey the lazy dawg's usual pose at out house partyz

Homey the lazy dawg's usual pose at our house partyz

Screw dis party! I'd rather be out there doggy-stylin

"Screw dis party! I'd rather be out there doggy-stylin"

Alcohol highlight for the night was Smirnoff Watermelon. Not a huge fan of flavoured vodkas cos u can’t be as creative when cocktailing, but this tembikai shit is an awesome drink! Just add 7-Up. And loads of ice to kill some of the sweetness. The other great flavoured Smirnoff is Green Apple. That was popular at our last house party a few weeks back (Housemate Henry’s birthday bash.). Also requires lotsa ice.

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My mama always says fruits r good for u

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[Speaking of ice, dont it suck when parties run out of ice?? Jeez, just buy 10 dam bags next time. Ice is CHEAP. As I always say, “You can never have too much ice!’ And of course a large ice box is a standard requirement for drinkers.]

There was also tuak which we bought from Sarawak over the last couple of years, Vintage 2007 and 2008. Great stuff. Chicks luved it. [BTW will post soon about a friend of mine who brews da shit at her home. And supplies me. Nice.]

Tropical fruits really mix well with liquor. Would love to brew a rambutan wine. Next project.

BTW except for his housemates, Homes only adds chicks on Facebook, so piss off guys.

Homes pretending to have a hangover d next day

Homes pretending to have a hangover d next day

Brain damage rating: 7/10

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