Meet Bill “The Fox” Foster, the fastest drinker in the world! Unfuckinbelievable!
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He downs a mug of beer as fast as regular mortals would down a shot of tequila! Shit.
I think he was born without a throat, and with his stomach in his mouth. If i tried it at dat speed, half d beer will be on my shirt n face, d other half will b coolin my nuts.
And mafucker can do it standing on his head??! How is that possible, physically? Where dahell is gravity?
If there’s anyone here who can down a beer anywhere close to dat speed, lemme know. I’d probably organize a speed-drinking competition and get one of our beer breweries to sponsor him!
Heya old pal! Sorry it took me so long to get here. Looks like you’ve created a highly intoxicating blog here. In case you ever decide to change the blog banner, you might consider renaming it DEEPSOMANIA!
Hey, great to see u here man! We gotta meet up soon, been too long!