(Also know as Club Med.) The main bar opens at 9.  In d morning.

O yea, and booze is on da house. So breakfast is sorted. Food’s on d house too. As well as all bar snacks, cocktails, etc.

D main island bar. Take your pick

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This trip is free, courtesy of d club in Cherating. Day two of four. Phew. Surprisingly no incidents. Yet.

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Our balcony

First meal of today was Baileys on da rocks. Was buzzing within an hour of wakin up.

Hmmm, an hour? Slacking. Had a couple of those then hit d restaurant for some bites and rose wine.

Like d alcohol, d food spread is amazing. All sorts. Been doin pizzas tho. And cheese, lotsa cheese – swiss cheese, cream cheese, blue cheese, cheddar cheese, cream cheese, i got cheese comin out of my goddam ears.

Started with cheese n raw marlin today. Didn’t think swordfishes n all tasted edible. Drowned it in wasabe, which is d main reason i like Japanese.

Japanese is good. The chicks too. Yeaaa

White wine, marlin n wasabe: good mix

Moved on to d pink shit

In d restaurant. Self-service beer on tap. How bout that

Every nite there’s like a party at d bar. The GOs (guest officers or watever) are guys n gals who work there n show u a good time. Also, u can ‘buy’ them as much booze as u want. Chicks not so hot dis time tho (was here in ’07). D last time hooked up with a hot Korean. Haha

Last nite was pretty eventful. We ended up at an after-party at one of d GO’s place. Before that Joleen was playin lawn bowls or sum shit n her team won. Teammate Marco so happy – belanja a bottle of Mumms. Which costs $500 coz champagne ain’t part of d deal.

Joleen n Fisya playin balls

The result

Tonite’s theme is Oriental.

The bar, our HQ

Will update soon. Drinks are callin. And d bartenders are all chicks today.

Brain damage rating: 8/10